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what is your holy trinity of fruits

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this guy is on my hit list

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The view from halfway down

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CHUUYA BIRTH

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⚠️⚠️ Dead Plate 🍽️🔪

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Imagine this. The stadtwatch finds a tunnel underground somewhere in Ketterdam. They're like "Wtf is this doing here", climb in and follow the tunnel, thinking it's leading them to an underground crime syndicate or something, only to find Kaz freaking Brekker at the end of it with a shovel in his hand. They just stare at him for a moment and he stares back until he eventually says "Leave" with his appalled, scratchy ass voice as if they just broke into his living room and invaded his privacy. The stadtwatch officers are entirely confused and unsure how to handle this situation, so they just awkwardly retreat, one of them even mumbles a "Sorry".

Kaz turns back to his work shaking his head, being all like "The NERVE of some people"

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This post by @dwyntwo has been in my head

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just to hide outside your door 🐍🍎

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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Art by konisa523

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in no way did we deserve bojack horseman ... it had nuanced characters who were also furries with ridiculous names. it had a sincere depiction of mental illness. 90% of celebrities guest starred as a talking shrimp or something. it ran for 6 seasons and never had an episode worse than "mid" or "forgettable" or "preachy but not wrong". it had a beautiful surreal dying dream episode that lost the emmy to rick and morty. it even had vincent adultman

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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everybody wants to employ me 😊

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Fady Joudah, from the poetry collection [...], excerpt pub. The Yale Review [ID']

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Liked this little warm-up doodle, drawing him peeved is kinda fun 😔✨(this was on his 15 min break)

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tried screaming into the void for the first time today and it wasn’t even cathartic. what a fucking sham