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all ur gross n unethical fantasies are safe with me

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no bc this video has me in TEARS it looks like a sketch or a bit or a fucking tiktok but no that woman is legitimately fighting for her life while this bitch records some socmed segment for a ski resort

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Three little goat familiars all ready for Friday’s shop update!

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The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

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Rewatching gravity falls rn and this is one of my favorite jokes in the entire show

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turtle school

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hes waiting by the microwave

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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

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Fan redesigns for some older prime warframes i did now in one big picture

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Not the level 100 baby

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Cute cakes appreciation post

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No time to explain, just get in

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Red-winged Blackbird