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I am not ready to go back to work in a month!!!!!!

Being a mom is cool when will the revolution come so I can get two years off work paid to raise her

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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

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From the 1927 stage play DRACULA.

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Being a mom is cool when will the revolution come so I can get two years off work paid to raise her

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What are these Jigsaw ass scenarios 😭

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when she does anything to it at all

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girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

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# the myth, the legend, the baddest bitch of all

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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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when my shelter cat passes by me, he pauses for a second, and looks up. He is waiting for me to lean down, and touch my hand against his side, so that when he keeps walking, my hand skims across his fur. he doesn't really need attention. he has his own thoughts and plans. but after more than a year of living in our home, he has come to expect a moment of kindness whenever he crosses my path. if I don't do it, he will follow me. "where is your hand?" he asks, with his plaintive and impatient eyes. I give it to him. he bumps against it like a balloon before wandering away. this is a poem to me

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"Ask not what Orc City can do for you, but what YOU can do for Orc City"

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seriously at my limit