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me when i'm so normal about vilkas skyrim

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Yes this is a reblog acknowledging I wrote my first request fic for my new blog. Hi.

How it would be to date Charon Fluff Warnings: Fallout-typical bad stuff

Charon isn’t exactly a pro when it comes to feelings, let alone understanding his own. It takes him a while to figure out exactly what he may want from someone else, so it’s almost definitely up to you to initiate things.

He probably won’t act any differently at first – Charon was raised and brainwashed to follow a contract and has spent his life doing various unpleasant things, sometimes stuff that is just downright evil. He hasn’t exactly had a chance to learn how to be romantic or affectionate with others, or even just open and friendly. However, with time he may open up and learn his love languages, his personal wants and boundaries, etc. and I feel like while he may not ever be into grand displays of affection, he could definitely be the kind of partner that turns into a koala bear in private, always having some kind of contact with you.

Once he does accept his romantic feelings for you, and agrees to be together in some official capacity, he’s attached to your hip and is terrified of losing you, which he expresses through looming over your shoulder no matter where you are or how capable you are of defending yourself. You’d probably have to discuss boundaries, unless you want a looming presence of a ghoul scaring off anyone you need to talk to. He’s trying his best, and is new to anything dating-related, and just wants to make sure nothing ever happens to you, so you’d need to reassure him you’re not going anywhere.

You also just should reassure him ever chance you get, tbh. He needs it.

You would definitely have scary dog privileges in public – it’s hard to ignore the massive ghoul with a near-constant displeased sneer just behind you, that never lets you out of his sight. You’ll find you get much better prices at vendors.

He’s insecure about progressing things, especially considering the comments you two get from drunks and not-so-drunk-but-still-assholes when someone notices he’s more than just a bodyguard or friendly companion to you. He won’t initiate anything physical past some gentle touches and snuggling through clothes in the evening unless he’s truly certain you want that, and he feels comfortable that you won’t be put-off by his physical appearance and the texture of his skin. He doesn’t want you to be disgusted by his exposed muscle, or wispy tufts of hair, or his lack of lips. Please tell him he’s handsome (and hot).

Your first kiss (that was initated by him, at least) would be on a lazy morning, somewhere you both feel safe. Maybe it’s in your home in Megaton, and you’ve got a severe case of bedhead and wake up to him staring at you in a way that would be terrifying if you didn’t know him well enough to see it’s just him observing you with affection. Gob definitely is the reason he got the nerve to actually kiss you, though. We all need a pep-talk from Gob tbh.

It was gentle, unlike him. His hands are constantly in your hair and brushing over your skin, the rough texture of his hands unexpectedly pleasant. He just loves how soft you are (and touching you in general).

He’s inexperienced in affection, so it may be a little awkward at first but he’s a devoted and eager student and will happily take into consideration any requests you have of him regarding how to kiss you (and other methods of expressing love physically)

The first time he tells you he loves you will be surprisingly romantic, even by pre-war standards. Considering he didn’t have the best role models, once he realized he wanted to be with you he would study old romance novels and dating advice magazines like textbooks and he would put that to use when you reach this milestone. Of course, he’s still awkward and as stone-faced as always, but when he hands you a bouquet of wild mutfruit blossoms and tells you dead-pan that he loves you over a brahmin steak (or some pasta with tato sauce if you don’t eat meat) dinner prepared by your mister handy in Megaton, you feel like you walked into a story.

Once you two are comfortable in your relationship, you would fall into a routine, or as much of a routine as you can in the post-nuclear fallout, of quiet I-love-you’s in the form of squeezing each-other’s hands three times, or something along those lines. In the mornings you’d wake up tangled together to a degree that should be anatomically impossible, and you’d eat breakfast together (he doesn’t care much for food, but he eats it since it makes you worry if he doesn’t) before taking down a wasteland slaver ring or something equally insane before going right back to domestic (inside an abandoned house somewhere along the road) bliss and trying to beat each-other’s high scores on Zeta Invaders.

If you two ever decide to settle down and go the more “traditional” route I feel he would like to live on a secluded but cozy farm somewhere outside the Capitol Wasteland. Somewhere with some natural (though mutated, of course) plant-life still living, ideally. He’s definitely the type to build you a house to your exact ideal measurements and act like he simply helped you build an Ikea shelf.

I feel like he’d get really into a niche hobby, like trying to cultivate a very specific crop, or something equally unexpected of him when you’d first met. Something he can do that lets his mind quiet down. He feels comfortable with you and knows you wouldn’t judge him.

To explain what I mean by “he’d get really into a niche hobby”, I mean like if he does go down the cultivation route, he’d buy agriculture books from traders whenever he got the chance and have a rather fancy greenhouse constructed that cost a somewhat exorbitant amount of caps until some day he presents to you a new fruit he invented. He does not acknowledge how insane and impressive this is, but you can tell he’s quietly proud of himself and happy for your praise.

If you continue the rest of your days on the go, never settling down and continuing to solve problems, he’d also be content, as long as he’s with you (and you’re not putting yourself into needless danger). He’ll clean and maintain your gun or weapon each evening, ensuring that nothing avoidable would ever go wrong for you. For your anniversaries, he’d collect a pretty arrangement of post-war flora since seeing your positive reaction the first time he did it made him feel like he was high.

He'd definitely buy you some weapon of mass destruction as a small romantic gesture, no matter which route you two take. (it's probably a fat boy modified to shoot three mini-nukes at once)

If you want to read this as if you’re the lone wanderer, know that if you were content and steady in your relationship by the time Project Purity happens, know that if he can’t keep you from entering the room (and believe me, he’ll try anything), he becomes like a feral cat hovering over you when you’re recovering afterwards. The Brotherhood of Steel is prejudiced against ghouls, but even the most fervent of bigots among them cannot keep him out of their base. He all but hisses at anyone that enters the room you’re recovering in, and refuses to listen to anyone that suggests you may not survive.

When you wake up, you’ll need to spend months reassuring him before he recovers from the debilitating fear around you having almost died. It will take him a while to learn boundaries again, and while he means well it can get overwhelming at times. He will get better, though, with enough love and support from those around him.

TLDR: Charon bad at feelings, but loves you much, uh oh. You nice to Charon, Charon learns how to let himself feel feelings, yay! You two happy now.

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I made a fic blog for fallout if any of y'all want that :3

currently no fics on it but feel free to send requests

My fic blog: Galaxyprintvaultsuitfics (link)

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when easter falls on 4/20 and you gotta spend the day with family

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My therapist: Preston Garvey without a hat isn’t real, he can’t hurt you

Preston Garvey without a hat:

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skyrim is such an experience because one moment you’re out in the wilds of the pale watching the auroras as the music and ambience remind you what makes this game so special, and then you enter an inn and the npcs start levitating.

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fallout 4 goes crazy like dude your wife JUST died and everything you've ever known has been destroyed but youre also getting gay married two weeks later to a zombie so its fine

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get it grandpa GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That old man should be grunting and sweating on top of me right now what the fuck

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something i made a while ago, uploading bc fallout is back in town. dont mind the main blog signature 🥴

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Hi my name is Ulfric Stormcloak and I have a long stormy cloak(that’s how I got my name) with fur that reaches my midback and swamp green eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Ysgramor (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Talos but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a nord but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a jarl, and I rule windhelm. I’m a stormcloak (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly cloaks. I love cloaks and I wear them with all my clothes. For example today I was wearing a Grey cloak and silver armor, and black pants, with silver bracers and boots. I was walking outside Windhelm. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of imperials stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)

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i did this instead of applying to college btw

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