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@galaxyzodiac AMBER ROSE:

LIBRA, gemini, virgo, sagittarius

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@galaxyzodiac annabelle taurus, virgo, libra, capricorn annabelle got cake aquarius, pisces, leo, gemini do she got a kik? sagittarius, aries, scorpio, cancer

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looks chill, acts chill: taurus, capricorn, libra

doesn't look chill, acts chill: virgo, pisces, sagittarius

looks chill, doesn't act chill: aquarius, aries, gemini

doesn't look chill, doesn't act chill: scorpio, leo, cancer

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WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

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I’m so happy for him…

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Interes

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How to spot bad tumblr astrology

Lists gemini or scorpio as the devil. If the person was educated about astrology they would be aware capricorn is represented by the devil in tarot and other forms of divination. Gemini is literally the lovers. Stop. Lists leo as the “most beautiful ethereal sign that is better than everybody else.” Well you guys are all beautiful and ethereal, but are we actually going to ignore how taurus and libra are represented by the planet of beauty? Lists virgo as the most socially awkward. virgo is represented by the planet of communication. just because you saw a bad astrology post calling virgo socially awkward doesn’t mean that they all are. Lists taurus as a kind little angel which will put anything before themselves. taurus is actually known for materialism. Like okay, continue on have fun. Just please know that no.

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the signs that will take millions of pictures on your phone while you're not paying attention

capricorn, sagittarius, leo, taurus, virgo @galaxyzodiac

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Ophiuchus 👏 Is 👏 Not 👏 A 👏 Thing 👏 In 👏 Western 👏 Astrology 👏

There 👏 Are 👏 Still 👏 Only 👏 Twelve 👏 Signs 👏

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the sunset vs sunrise

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the sunset: pisces, sagittarius, capricorn, libra, taurus, aquarius

the sunrise: scorpio, virgo, gemini, aries, cancer, leo

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bears bears bears yes yez yes

The Signs as Bears

Black Bear: Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn

Panda Bear: Taurus, Libra, Sagittarius

Brown Bear: Aries, Leo

Polar Bear: Virgo, Aquarius

Teddy Bear: Cancer, Pisces

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THE SIGNS RESPONDING TO SOMEONE ASKING THEM TO GUESS SOMETHING

Guesses something super strange that will never happen: Aries, Aquarius, Pisces

Guesses correctly on the first try (good job child): Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio

Responds with an enthusiastic "WHAT??" and gets mentally prepared for gossip: Leo, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius

Doesn't guess at all and demands to just be told what's going on: Taurus, Capricorn

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most to least likely to fake their dearh

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aquarius taurus capricorn scorpio libra pisces virgo cancer aries leo sagittarius gemini

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Psychic Powers Each Zodiac Sign Possess

We are all suspicious that we have an innate psychic ability within us. Some like the Aries are notorious for being at the right place, right time, while others like Libra seem to know people better than they know their own selves. Freaky! Find out what you are most in tuned with in this universe.

Keep reading

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showers

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morning showers: sagittarius, capricorn, virgo, gemini, scorpio, pisces

afternoon showers: aries, libra, taurus

night showers: aquarius, leo, cancer

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@galaxyzodiac kinda think i love you: taurus, libra, pisces, sagittarius, cancer, virgo we both love me: aries, leo, scorpio, gemini, capricorn, aquarius

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most to least likely to be a alien

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capricorn libra taurus scorpio gemini pisces aquarius leo sagittarius virgo aries cancer