I'm never trying to befriend a Taylor swoft fan again :(
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You don't need to be pretty like her, you can be pretty like me :-)
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Honestly I die of joy every time someone sends me an anon. Like even if it's like 'wazoski from monsters Inc deserved the guillotine' I'll be like Wow. The Faceless Man in the Shades really Cares About Me and Wants to See Me Prosper During His Lifetime
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What was your old blog called?
Wut u mean boi dis my one (1) n only blog!!!!!! I wanna make another tho cz like, I'm a fashion icon but people will die if they see me cz I am sun
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hi
Isaan newton drank weed
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Someone: I want a love to set my heart ablaze beneath the stars at 3am
Yall: delete ur blog
Ed sheeran: I want a love to set my heart ablaze beneath the stars at 3am
Yall: WOW SHOOKETH NEED ME A CHEETO LIKE ED #FEELS #LOVEQUOTES #MARRIAGE
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Slightly pissed but hot af
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I don't believe in birthdays it's propoganda to encourage pointless and blind consumerism and maintain the flow of capital
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Hey kids I have risen from my slumber
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Stereotypes r gross tbh like y’d we always make money go ‘cha-ching’ y can’t it say moo
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If my future husband saw my blog he'd divorce me tbh
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Oatmeal vaguely sounds like goat-peel so when someone says oatmeal I automatically think of someone peeling a goat like a banana until its nothing left but raw pink skin have I created a new kink
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Slightly pissed but hot af
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why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me
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I think the saddest thing someone could ever say is ‘please don’t leave me’.
R.R (via neutral)
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The longer I look at myself in the mirror the prettier I get
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