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The worst part about tentacle porn is you only have two feet

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The worst part about tentacle porn is you only have two hands

#tentacleporn

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Christopher Eccleston in Shallow Grave (1994)

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ENDLESS EWAN McGREGOR (3/∞)

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I’m disappointed I’m not the first person to think of the hashtag

Actually wait hold on what about Vergil? What about HIS pp? I can’t just not know Itsuno please his penis is mysterious and I must have it solved

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Rishi Sunak? More like Rishi New Sack. Cause I be sucking on his BALLS so hard that he’s gonna need a new ballsack after I’m done with him.

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But I’d settle for a VERY greasy man too

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

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Call my shawty dumbledore cause she the head master

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You’re my buddy, sure, but cum patriot? Yeah I don’t think so.

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Why don’t people ask good questions to boring people? Like why are would you rathers so rare? I just want to contemplate things I would never think to and I’m not given enough opportunities. I thought up some for all of you.

People who skip intros to TV shows when given the option: Why do you? Did one show’s intro ruin intros for other shows by being so much better than all of them? Are you just a very anxious person?

People whose phones die all of the time: What’s your favorite bit of your phone dying? Is it that you have a believable excuse to get off of the phone when you’re bored? Is it that you’re forced to take a social media break? Is it that whatever person tracks your location is unable to?

People who speak English as a second language: What do you think the prettiest word? What about the ugliest? Why did you have to/want to learn a language?

I’m so tired

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Oh you can’t play an instrument? Do you even know what a Dsus chord is? Is your favorite musician Ed Sheeran? What’s it like listening to music and enjoying it?

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Why are people freaking out over “Steamboat Willy” becoming public domain? I mean I watched the whole thing shit’s mad boring. I truly can’t understand how it wasn’t free to begin with.

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reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

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Anyone who says “inexplicably” is a bad storyteller.

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“Rakishly handsome?” What are you going to do to my rake?

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It makes me sad that the best Doritos have already been invented.

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I always saw it as them on a first date/ starting dating. Setting up for them falling in love in the next song.

BLACK RAINBOWS POLL OUT! THE 5 PEOPLE THAT LIKE THIS SONG, NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!

I have no idea. This is the most hated miracle musical song I fear

TO THE PEOPLE PRESSING OTHER ON MY POLLS AND NOT TELLING ME WHAT IT IS, I AM IN YOUR WALLS. I LOVE TO HEAR YOUR THEORIES