garbledsaphrophyte

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oh boy almo2t time for my nightly getting choked to death

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clinicalfable.

он жополиз. это немного грустно.

arE yoU talkinG abouT mE?! oR tryinG tO telL mE abouT someonE elsE?! i'M losT!

iF you'rE talkinG abouT mE, rudE!

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DO THEY NOT KNOW WHAT FUNGUS IS OR LIKE...?

Wtf do you mean fungus

IT'S... A FUNGUS? WHAT PART IS CONFUSING YOU?

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NO ACTUALLY WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

Wtf do you mean fungus

IT'S... A FUNGUS? WHAT PART IS CONFUSING YOU?

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YEAH I WAS JOKING ANYWAY I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.

FOR WHIMSY.

YOU'RE [not alive] HUH? THAT'S WEIRD.

YOU SEEM EASY TO SCAM TBH

wwhats that supposed to mean

are you going to try to scam me

im wwarnin you

im not someone to be trifled wwith

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I aM tryinG noT tO thinK abouT iT! youR lifE seemS kinD oF horriblE honestlY! I knoW you'rE A mutanT anD probablY couldn'T expecT mucH betteR, buT stilL! thiS wholE thinG iS odD!

anywayS!

yeaH i'M noT goinG tO eveN botheR tryinG tO comprehenD thaT exchangE!

This is so interesting

Could this be potentially Classified as a forCed mutation or something like that

SinCe I think if this wasn't done through artifiCial means it'd be a Cullable mutation wouldn't it

NOT REALLY A MUTATION IF IT'S A SEPARATE THING TO ME, IS IT?

hellO! tO givE A morE helpfuL answeR, fng-a1 iS correcT iN sayinG thaT wE dO noT classifY fungaL infectioN aS A mutatioN! howeveR, iF iT werE unintentionaL, iT woulD classifY aS A cullablE illnesS!

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Wtf do you mean fungus

IT'S... A FUNGUS? WHAT PART IS CONFUSING YOU?

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oH mY! somethinG seemS tO havE happeneD tO thiS posT! that'S! hM!

anyhoW! I wilL trY tO handlE thiS situatioN welL! I supposE somE rulE breakinG cannoT bE entirelY faulteD! anD iF yoU arE noT treateD aS A fusciA, perhapS yoU arE noT royaltY?! I don'T knoW! I wilL trY noT tO thinK abouT iT!

This is so interesting

Could this be potentially Classified as a forCed mutation or something like that

SinCe I think if this wasn't done through artifiCial means it'd be a Cullable mutation wouldn't it

NOT REALLY A MUTATION IF IT'S A SEPARATE THING TO ME, IS IT?

hellO! tO givE A morE helpfuL answeR, fng-a1 iS correcT iN sayinG thaT wE dO noT classifY fungaL infectioN aS A mutatioN! howeveR, iF iT werE unintentionaL, iT woulD classifY aS A cullablE illnesS!

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oF coursE iT iS! iN duE timE, ouR worK herE wilL surelY beaR fruiT!

anD I jusT meaN it'S A biT odD foR mE, talkinG tO a fusciA, leasT oF alL A mutateD onE!

pluS you'rE breakinG thE ruleS bY talkinG tO mE, anD I don'T exactlY approvE, buT i'M noT surE it'S anY oF mY businesS!

This is so interesting

Could this be potentially Classified as a forCed mutation or something like that

SinCe I think if this wasn't done through artifiCial means it'd be a Cullable mutation wouldn't it

NOT REALLY A MUTATION IF IT'S A SEPARATE THING TO ME, IS IT?

hellO! tO givE A morE helpfuL answeR, fng-a1 iS correcT iN sayinG thaT wE dO noT classifY fungaL infectioN aS A mutatioN! howeveR, iF iT werE unintentionaL, iT woulD classifY aS A cullablE illnesS!

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exactlY! it'S alL iN thE interesT oF progresS! anD oF coursE, mY commitmenT tO sciencE iS secondarY onlY tO mY allegiancE tO thE empirE, anD sO i'M morE thaN willinG tO laY dowN mY lifE foR A governmenT sanctioneD projecT!

caN yoU noT?! choosE, I meaN?!

waiT! okaY, I jusT reaD youR pinneD posT! everythinG makeS A biT morE sensE noW! that'S, uH- certainlY somethinG! i'M noT certaiN whaT i'M supposeD tO dO herE!

This is so interesting

Could this be potentially Classified as a forCed mutation or something like that

SinCe I think if this wasn't done through artifiCial means it'd be a Cullable mutation wouldn't it

NOT REALLY A MUTATION IF IT'S A SEPARATE THING TO ME, IS IT?

hellO! tO givE A morE helpfuL answeR, fng-a1 iS correcT iN sayinG thaT wE dO noT classifY fungaL infectioN aS A mutatioN! howeveR, iF iT werE unintentionaL, iT woulD classifY aS A cullablE illnesS!

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personallY, I don'T thinK losinG A couplE oF mid-gradE psionicS A feW sweepS earlieR thaN usuaL iS thaT biG oF A deaL.

buT I seE wherE you'rE cominG froM.

anD tO thE besT oF ouR currenT knowledgE, i'M noT iN anY dangeR, buT agaiN, I diD knoW iT waS riskY wheN I signeD oN anD aM morE thaN readY tO givE mY lifE tO sciencE.

...oH! hoW-

odD.

This is so interesting

Could this be potentially Classified as a forCed mutation or something like that

SinCe I think if this wasn't done through artifiCial means it'd be a Cullable mutation wouldn't it

NOT REALLY A MUTATION IF IT'S A SEPARATE THING TO ME, IS IT?

hellO! tO givE A morE helpfuL answeR, fng-a1 iS correcT iN sayinG thaT wE dO noT classifY fungaL infectioN aS A mutatioN! howeveR, iF iT werE unintentionaL, iT woulD classifY aS A cullablE illnesS!

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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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iN alL honestY, nO! that'S noT reallY ouR departmenT! wE don'T eveN knoW whaT happenS tO psionicS, reallY! i'M fairlY certaiN it'S affecteD fng-a1'S paN iN somE capacitY! it'S finE, thougH! iF somethinG baD happenS, wE stilL havE fouR otheR fnG unitS!

...arE yoU alrighT?!

This is so interesting

Could this be potentially Classified as a forCed mutation or something like that

SinCe I think if this wasn't done through artifiCial means it'd be a Cullable mutation wouldn't it

NOT REALLY A MUTATION IF IT'S A SEPARATE THING TO ME, IS IT?

hellO! tO givE A morE helpfuL answeR, fng-a1 iS correcT iN sayinG thaT wE dO noT classifY fungaL infectioN aS A mutatioN! howeveR, iF iT werE unintentionaL, iT woulD classifY aS A cullablE illnesS!

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aH, that'S A faiR concerN! wE dO takE precautionS, howeveR! alL oF ouR stafF werE welL awarE oF potentiaL riskS, anD wE takE certaiN measureS sucH aS avoidinG spendinG timE iN thE helmsblocK anD wearinG maskS wheN wE dO tO avoiD inhalinG sporeS! we'vE founD thaT psionicS arE quitE compatiblE witH thiS specieS, anD wE didn'T attempT tO puT onE oN A shiP untiL we'D workeD ouR waY througH severaL prototypeS! fng-a1 iS actuallY thE thirD trolL tO havE thaT titlE, aS wE assigN thE fng-A monikeR tO thE oldesT livinG psioniC anD funguS paiR!

This is so interesting

Could this be potentially Classified as a forCed mutation or something like that

SinCe I think if this wasn't done through artifiCial means it'd be a Cullable mutation wouldn't it

NOT REALLY A MUTATION IF IT'S A SEPARATE THING TO ME, IS IT?

hellO! tO givE A morE helpfuL answeR, fng-a1 iS correcT iN sayinG thaT wE dO noT classifY fungaL infectioN aS A mutatioN! howeveR, iF iT werE unintentionaL, iT woulD classifY aS A cullablE illnesS!

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I'M TAPPING OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION. GOOD LUCK WITH THIS WORDY [ ]

...rudE!

anywaY, it'S quitE simplE, reallY! fng-a2'S specieS inhabitS A planeT recentlY colonizeD bY thE empirE! we'rE currentlY studyinG itS propertieS, anD thuS mY employeR waS ablE tO securE fundinG foR helminG researcH usinG thE funguS!

This is so interesting

Could this be potentially Classified as a forCed mutation or something like that

SinCe I think if this wasn't done through artifiCial means it'd be a Cullable mutation wouldn't it

NOT REALLY A MUTATION IF IT'S A SEPARATE THING TO ME, IS IT?

hellO! tO givE A morE helpfuL answeR, fng-a1 iS correcT iN sayinG thaT wE dO noT classifY fungaL infectioN aS A mutatioN! howeveR, iF iT werE unintentionaL, iT woulD classifY aS A cullablE illnesS!

[garbledsaphrophyte]

This is so interesting

Could this be potentially Classified as a forCed mutation or something like that

SinCe I think if this wasn't done through artifiCial means it'd be a Cullable mutation wouldn't it

NOT REALLY A MUTATION IF IT'S A SEPARATE THING TO ME, IS IT?

hellO! tO givE A morE helpfuL answeR, fng-a1 iS correcT iN sayinG thaT wE dO noT classifY fungaL infectioN aS A mutatioN! howeveR, iF iT werE unintentionaL, iT woulD classifY aS A cullablE illnesS!

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IT MEANS YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR S[do not give anyone your social security number]

YOU SEEM EASY TO SCAM TBH

wwhats that supposed to mean

are you going to try to scam me

im wwarnin you

im not someone to be trifled wwith