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There Can Be Only One
We Play Squash. We Take It Seriously. We Have A Trophy. Bathe In Its Glory.
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Jan not in work due to “sickness”. He’s clearly not wanting to risk the trophy - the sneaky bastard.
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The Title Changes Hands
Hutyra has taken the title. 4-0. Liam played like he has lead shoes and lettuce wrists and wanted to dismember a student, but Jan was imperious and is the new Gardners Numero Uno. Liam isn’t bitter, but his vag is very sore.
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Game Postponed!
Mike McCarthy’s sandy vagina prevented play over the weekend, Jan Hutyra is said to be relieved not to have added to his 3 match losing streak.
“Thank God for that” Jan was heard saying to a friend at the nail salon.
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Liam looking good this morning...
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They'll have to prise this trophy from my cold, dead hands
Liam Norman
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2 courts, equally equal, pay for parking
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Losers always whine about doing their best....
Jan Hutyra
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A very real, and very cheap, location for squash.
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Jan Can’t Save Face
In Game 2, Hutyra went down again. This time to Liam, who triumphed by a massive 3-2 at Cardiff Met’s International Courts.
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Saggy strings and a split shaft
Mike McCarthy
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The Opening Exchanges
In Game 1, Mike McCarthy Beat Jan Hutyra 5-2 on one leg with a £8 racket and split shaft at the revered Penarth Squash Arena.
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I like to play deep balls
Liam Norman
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