Insane things that Will did that make him much worse than Hannibal:
He had a gun with him when Hannibal stabbed him and he didn't even try to fight back, he let himself be held as his bowls were falling out
He foreplayed with his therapist during therapy
He had to be stopped from shooting a guy crawling out of a horse all because he had psychosexual rage towards his therapist and wanted to take it out on the guy he was supposed to catch
Flew to Europe to sneak around Hannibal's old property, called the scar on his stomach a 'smile' and forced Chiyoh to kill the guy she's been keeping a prisoner because he wanted to see what she would do, then turned his corpse into a grotesque art piece with no witnesses to that
He sailed to Europe and told the detective there that 'he doesn't know what he'll do when he sees Hannibal so he should be careful' ?? (brother you're there to catch Hannibal....)
He sat with Hannibal in the gallery saying the most romantic shit ever, failed to stab him and then he just let Hannibal dig the bullet out and drug him??? (you can't convince me he didn't have an ounce of energy to fight back or see that coming mr I tell the future with senses)
He started combing his hair back after Hannibal tried to saw open his brain... ok whore
He got jealous when Hannibal started admiring a serial killer
He never once complained about eating Hannibal's cooking & he KNEW it was people...
My life is so hard. How am I supposed to rewatch House and NBC Hannibal and Merlin and The Witcher and New Girl and How I Met Your Mother and Given and Ted Lasso and Fight Club and Dead Poets Society and BBC Sherlock and still have enough free time to keep up with Dan and Phil uploads? And how am I supposed to have Crunchyroll and Prime Video and Netflix and Disney Plus and YouTube Premium to DO all of that?
Love how Hugh Dancy is actually insane. Carpet enthusiast? Yep. Gore sfx fanatic? Yeppers. General weirdo? Check. Bro could not be a better fit for his role if he tried.
So ready for C2E2. Shaking and screaming and crying thinking about it.
Since I'm delulu and I love to have everything nice and in order, and a lot has been going on lately in this fandom, I need to sort this all out in my head and I decided to share these facts that may indicate that we will get a fourth season of Hannibal:
Christmas photo of Mads Mikkelsen in Hannibal Lecter's iconic suit with the caption "a slice of Hannibal"
2. Gif used by Bryan Fuller in his New Year's wishes (Who's hungry for the new season?)
3. Mads Mikkelsen' words
4. Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy's reunion on the MAIN stage at the C2E2. Announced on the anniversary of the premiere of the first episode of the series!
5. Photos added by Bryan Fuller on the occasion of the eleventh anniversary of the first episode of the series? Including a previously unseen behind-the-scenes photo from the filming of the show's final scene?
Will here absolutely kills me cos he got thrown off a train, walked to Florence, got his head cut open, got kidnapped, hung upside down in a truck and now has to listen to Mason spout shit while Hannibal’s in his own trolley with that shit-eating grin.
but like, his face is like, “it’s one inconvenience after another.” he’d defo be rolling his eyes here if he had the energy
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