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if tumblr ever does die, it's easy. if we were mutuals and had spoken before, contact me through discord dm or any of the surviving empire routes (messenger, instagram, whatsapp, imessage). if those are down or you never got my details but you do know my government name and location, send a letter to the general post office of my capital city. if we weren't mutuals or you don't know those details, leave a note in the comments section of my least-played amv on youtube like they did with historical ledgers on the walls of stores in pompeii. if youtube is down, pull out any bad screenshots of my posts (or fabricate some) and make some noise on r/HobbyDrama. if reddit is down, create an rpf tag on ao3 for my online persona and write your message into the fabric of a story. if ao3 is down, the discussion page for the wikimedia file upload of the largest scan of Landscape with the Fall of Icarus. if wikimedia is down, forums.whirlpool.net.au. if the internet is down we have no further business with each other

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scanned by gztt05

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‘Where do you estimate we belong, Ms Keeler?’

‘You? At his side, as if you’ve always been there and always will.’

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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

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breaking news!!! kaiba's not actually wearing a trench coat but rather an oversized short sleeve cardigan

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man if I gotta make bad art, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to make this bad art

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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i just think it says a lot about the person. my favorite is a bear named theodore

please reblog

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omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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CREATE BAD ART

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! You can make any male character significantly hotter by giving them excessive piercings.

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you actually don't have to justify why your characters are fat. they can just be fat because they're hot

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Hi Leaf! We were mutuals back in the 2010s, and I lost contact with you at some point, then ended up leaving Tumblr. I'm back on a different blog now, but I just wanted to say that I'm really glad to see you're still here posting, and I hope you have everything you want out of life!! You were a really kind and supportive friend to me, and I'm sorry I lost touch. I'm anon now because idk if you would even remember me and I don't want to pressure you into reconnecting or anything! I just hope you're happy and doing well. <3 :)

ANYONE I WAS MOOTS WITH IN THE 2010s IS RIDE OR DIE MATERIAL.

Please DM me directly. I am neurodivergent, relational decay is not a thing to me. I am so happy to hear from you. I would love to reconnect as friends.

[That goes for anyone else wandering back to my blog and wondering this as well!!]

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The rest of the thread is here.

tl;dr: Don’t monetize AO3, kids.  You won’t like what happens next.

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american maid cafe review

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That is the plot of like 75% of TNG episodes I swear.