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gaspdotcom · 1 year ago
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The search for riches
Guys, I will tell you for free becoming a millionaire is not easy. Yes it is just day two but my brain is fatigued. So I did some research on some online money making avenues, watching youtube videos about how to earn money, trading forex, investing in stock , finding a niche if i wanted to create a youtube channel, a blog, dropshipping kept coming up a lot.
I will say however, it seems most of the money gained online is by making videos on how to make said money online. It is literally such a disgusting get views scheme that even some youtubers I thought had a bit of dignity also participate in this unoriginal money making courses. One of these youtubers should be honest and just say it as it is.
I did take a break to catch up on Charmed, I ended up dreaming about supernaturals for the past 3 days It has been terrifying. I am back on my grind because by day 3 I felt like a proper unproductive bum and started looking back at the past five months and I am not feeling good about myself. 
Alright, first of all, I tried downloading a forex trading app and confused is an understatement, I also saw some reviews and they weren't encouraging, I will keep looking into more investment options.
Little confession, I have a YouTube channel. Yes a real one but a flop one. I didn't take my time to learn how to use editing softwares I just jumped right into it and it was a disaster, so this time around I started by doing some research on some niches I can manage; all faceless ofcourse. Oh yes I am very embarrassed of my grind.
Anyway, I went ahead and created a whopping 5 channels with different niches, see which is a perfect match. a sort of experiment.  By the end of this I could even be an experienced digital marketer and social media manager. I am very money hungry right now, literally the only thing driving this grind but for this to work I need to have patience because I am definitely not going to go viral in the first few months so I need to hone my craft and figure this thing out. Also CONSISTENCY CONSISTENCY CONSISTENCY! I am also finally trying to figure out this google adsense
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gaspdotcom · 1 year ago
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I am a millionaire...hopefully soon
 This is day one of my Becoming a millionaire campaign.
I just recently felt within me this aggressive rattle in my head, telling me to become a millionaire.  When the rattle rattles I had no option than to listen, and because its a walk in the park.
I just turned 25, maybe it's the frontal lobe doing its thing I heard we get frontal lobes at 25, how cool is that. A whole lobe for me, that's insane. I must state, I do not have any prior experience in business either career wise or education wise. I'm smart and beautiful ( my therapist said to practise my affirmations) she swears by them. I am quite unattractive but thats all in my other blog, growing up with an ugly face. The point is I want to be rich so help me God
In the next few weeks I will be doing some research on how to become a millionaire and I will be documenting the process until I do become a billionaire millionaire haha, I don't want a lot.
I will list a few money making avenues and goals in order to get a rough idea of how this could go, I also don't want to be anonymous more like private. 
starting a youtube channel
investing in stock
writing
investing in stocks
creating content
feet finder
getting a job
opening a bank account
setting monthly saving goals
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gaspdotcom · 1 year ago
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c'mon now!
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!    
Manchester United have been so bad the whole season, we barely scraped through to the fa cup final butttt we managed to win this whole thing. The worst Manchester United team in history and we still win a trophy. Insane. Obviously it would be too classy of me to say I knew we would win after we did in fact win but honestly guys, I just had a feeling we would. I nearly shat myself after Doku scored.
Kobbie Mainoo really is the guy isn't he, just class all through. such an outstanding young man. Hope he has good people around him and is able to keep developing and becoming an even better player. Garnacho as well, we have such a promising future ahead of us. My skipper! I love Bruno so much, I love how he loves the club and honestly I just might go to war for him. He is such an amazing leader and I hope he is able to have the most successful career with the club he has given so much, although he earns millions in return. That is actually insane to think about, maybe that should be used to motivate some of these lazy players into showing more heart on the Pitch. (award for the most obvious groundbreaking idea)
Imagine how lucky you are as a footballer to get to play a game for a living, you competed all through your academy and manage to be chosen out of the lot, you progress through the ranks and end up playing for THE Manchester United and you want to be lazy and earn 100k a week?? what a greedy criminal. There are literally grown men on love island still calling themselves footballers just holding on to a dream that never took off and you lot are being funny, Let's be serious guys, 4% of your salary could change my life. Honestly, it could. hmu.
Anyway, I was wayy too happy, we beat City. Manchester is red, the FA Cup is red. Next season were coming for everyone. I said it here first. Also, big up Ten Hag. Listen for all our worries he has delivered trophies. Last year we cried top 4 and went out in the Group stages, I was honestly glad we were not in Europe but I will take the Europa League.
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gaspdotcom · 1 year ago
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My life is a smorgasboard of failures
yeah I have been pretty inconsistent with the zero ball knowledge segment, but you know what, we have been pretty shit lately. there is nothing exciting to write about. we play so average, we can't score, we concede so much. we are so bang average it is a wonder we are currently sat at 6th place. we have injuries after injuries. majority of them coming from training. some injuries we don't even have details, just season long mystery injuries. where is malacia for heavens sake.
my life is pretty boring at the moment, i have put all my eggs in a basket so I'm just playing the waiting game now. just waiting and waiting and waiting -07/03/24
still waiting - 03/04/24
I have been waiting for an email about a qatar airways interview and yoh it's taking its time but its alright because my face isn't ready yet. I'm patient but i fear my parents are so scared that I'm going to be a bum.
so my mom on her own accord decided to get a job for me at her work place and i am not happy about it one bit. I've been praying a lot lately, loving God, trusting God and I'm just confused if I should turn it down and have faith that qatar will be happening. I'm thinking of just doing my masters now.
I finally got feedback on that job, yup they aren't moving forward with my application. they did thank me for taking the time and encouraged me to keep applying, so i did and got two more rejection letters to add to my arsenal. business as usual over here
I finally broke and applied to a local uni to do my masters, how do people get rich. It seems impossible. Should i just go to pilot school and try my luck. I have recently gotten into aviation, not quite an avgeek but I could sit with them.
This blog was supposed to be my money making entity but setting up adsense has to be the single most frustrating thing in the world
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gaspdotcom · 1 year ago
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bring on the year
 So the year has ended and I am feeling a bit bittersweet, and weirdly optimistic. I feel like the year 2024 is going to be a good one for me although I literally had my first job rejection. I don't know what to think or what to even do but i feel like I just need to be patient. I am working on my confidence and social anxiety whilst applying to all the airlines in the world. 
I really need to master the act of faking it till you make it, but on my best impression and go and kill these interviews because my nerves have been stopping my bag forreal.
Also, another thing about my anticipation for next year is, I don't remember if it was like this last year or if this is truly a new hopeful feeling or just new year expectations.
I really hope the year is good to me, in terms of my work and schooling or whatever opportunity is coming my way and truck loads of confidence, what I wouldn't do for some good old confidence.
I hope by next year, I would be singing praises on how its been a great year.
thank you Lord for a good year, bring on 2023!!!
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gaspdotcom · 1 year ago
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football is life
Hi guyss, it's been a whilee. My writers block is going crazzyy.
I have also been extremely busy with work and studies, Its been a crazy few weeks. A whole lot has gone down I don't even know where to begin. without just giving up my identity. while i am not trying to hide my identity I want it to be a little puzzle incase I need to gaslight my way out of trouble. 
I started a customer service job and realized how good I am at dealing with people. Its been an exhausting few days. haven't delt with cranky customers yet although I guess I never give them ammunition. A lot of tongue biting tbf.
In other exciting news, THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS BACK. so hopefully my Zero ball knowledge segment continues as well. I will try my best. I am very nervous for United this season and I don't know why, I didn't like how they ended last season so I am antsy about this season. we do have some new signings Mount, Hoijlund and that's all I remember I know we were going after Amrabat but I don't know I don't have the 411 on that deal. Football transfer is such a drag man, depressing seeing your rivals get all these quality players and we still can't sort out ownership. That's literally my number one reason for this depressed start to the season. big sigh
My top 10 of the season going off vibes aree:  City, Liverpool, Arsenal,  Tottenham, Newcastle, United, Chelsea, Brighton, Aston Villa, Brentford. yup this gives you an example of my faith in man u
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gaspdotcom · 1 year ago
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ugly season
We are in the rainy season and my skin is doing all sorts, I actually look absolutely minging right now. so much discoloration, dry skin but then its oily sometimes, a whole mess I tell ya. My tinea versicolor is flaring up and I am so particular with my personal hygiene so it makes this even more frustrating, because around here anytime your skin starts messing up people just assume you don't bath well. what a load
I literally want to lock myself up till I look human again. I started a little cheap skin care journey, I will be doing it for 2 weeks to see how it goes. I hope it doesn't bleach me or make matters worse. I hate my skin so much right now as if I didn't have enough body dysmorphia in my regularly scheduled self. Life is sucking right now. I am currently in the alx hub can wait to get home and pass out. Maybe read a book.
Google keeps rejecting my application for ad sense and their explanations are so technical it makes my brain bleed trying to make sense of it. and to think in my UX google certificate course, they kept talking about being able to break down technical jargon for easy consumption and there are whole departments dedicated to doing that but when its my money y'all wanna be funny. I say my money as if I have any views. What a joke.
BYEEEE
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gaspdotcom · 1 year ago
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 I might have found my husband guys
welllll, there's a guy in alx, one of the staff and I am totally enthralled by his vibe, he seems so have a really interesting personality but I also have a feeling he might be the worst boyf ever. His insta gives, nerd comes to money and has 3 wild experiences with girls and partying and suddenly makes that his entire personality sprinkled with motivational messages.
Now that I layy this all out, maybe enthralled is a bit dramatic. He is confident and I'm attracted to that asides that, I'm pretty sure I get to know him for a week and lose interest. do I like toxic men??? no funnily enough if I start to list some of my crushes, mostly very chill wholesome female gazey men, somehow I never meet those types in person, anywayy.
furthermore, furthermore sounds like I'm writing a dissertation but I just want to transition into an alx rant but I don't think I have enough material to be its own blog so here we go.
So there's this foundations thing right ( check first rant for context. the way the course is structured is kinda positioning us as leaders who are destined to make change and I guess that's cool or whatever if that's actually what you want to do, however for someone like me who just want to get a good job, earn money, make good investments and live of passive incomes for the rest of my life this is a little intense for me. Sure creating a startup is nice, being on the board of some company is cool, working in government could be nice but I just have this thing in my head where is like the further up the ladder you go in seeking wealth or power would get you to a point where you have to make certain unethical decisions and I don't want to ever get to a point where I'm pressured into making certain decisions to maximise profit because I've learnt this in a very soft way thankfully but people would lead you astray and abandon you intentionally or not, at the end of the day you are making the final call so the consequences will fall on you. 
They are doing too much shame, I hope they don't see this post and kick me out. Guys if you don't bash your School or lecturers all the time are you even doing it right.
 Alright my modules won't read themselves, gtg.
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gaspdotcom · 1 year ago
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I am going to be a Data Analyst
 So there's a little program called ALX, and they offer a variety of tech courses, very rigorous program or so I have heard; weell so I can't stop hearing, that's all they talk about tbh. So much so that their tag line is "do hard things". So, I am someone who really listens to reviews, like I have read reviews on every book I've ever read or movie or series you get me, so this constant hammering on the difficulty of the course got really old really fast. I don't doubt it one bit but I think it is a strategy to get the numbers down. Let's talk about it.
The perpetuation of the difficulty slogan coupled with massive workload which so far is pumped up with a ton of repetition and basic 5th grade information masked to look like tough work. It's all a strategy because It's frustrating how they are literally forcing it to be tough. A clear strategy to cut the numbers down. So they can come on stage to make noise about how they had over 60,00 applications and admitted only 4000 and graduate 500 when their main goal in fact was probably a 300 people. 
So this kinda opened my eyes to a pandemic internet studying scam that has been going on especially within tech. You see a lot of; study this short course in 4 weeks, 3 months etc and think oh sweet only to get enrolled and find yourself watching a 100 minutes foundations video with exercises. and It's kinda like,so what is the rush?
So alx advertises the data analytics course as a 6 month course but you won't actually be studying data analytics until the 4th month. you would be studying something they call foundations and swear to God all that foundations information could be a daily 3 minute newsletter. so why go through all that trouble and then cram all that information to be studied within 3 months and then come here and say 'it's meant to test your resilience" girl if i backhand you right now. 
Anyway, I am not paying a dime for it and I get to visit a really cool city hub for a minimum 2 hours so I'm not complaining. do you see me complaining? don't be silly haha #dohardthings #alx4lyf #ishallgraduate
Alright i'm off to complete my modules.
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gaspdotcom · 1 year ago
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the dilemma that is footballers and babies
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why the fuk do footballers get married so quickly and start families. i heard or read from a person who quoted a footballer (great source man👍) that coaches advise footballers to settle down early so they can focus on their careers. i guess its not necessarily exclusive to footballers but athletes in general, but definitely mostly footballers. it's pretty weird because it feels very rushed, almost like they just need a baby quick and then they will most likely divorce down the line and explore without the pressure of having to make a child. I don't know if there's a wider conspiracy to this subject matter. I actually haven't done any research so I will look into it after this and then share my findings. bye. date: (6/04/23) 
(12/04/23)
Hi so I'm back with the info, its been a while I know. I did actually do the research immediately but it was so shocking I had to wait an entire week. jk really the main reason why I'm finishing this up is because google has refused to approve my blog for ad sense until I have up to 15 posts so there's some new found motivation. I will be banging out posts like I'm (insert banger line).
So to answer my question, footballers start families early simply because they are rich. Yes. They are financially comfortable to start a family and that's really it, I did find a website that explained it better but I forgot what it said. something about men looking to settle down once they reach the final stage of Maslows pyramid of need, self actualization. yep I'm quite smart, don't play with me. I know I said initially that they most likely divorce along the line but for the time being a lot of them have really cute little families. wish them the best.
seee ya
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gaspdotcom · 1 year ago
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I am a serious writer
 this episode feels like it could be a two in one but I do not have a structure in my brain so I am just going to word vomit. buckle up hunnies. That could be my thing right, "buckle up hunnies" feels very upper east side. I'm from a village in Ghana so very different worlds. that's besides the point, this week I feel very unproductive, I have indeed been very unproductive, I am in fact feeling like a grade A bum, quality bum in the world of bumness and prime a5 wagyu beef of bum and today is Thursday so I have decided to write this week off and try again next week but first I have two tasks to complete for my part time remote job. procrastination is still getting the work done guys just with a dash of anxiety, in my case a bucket load.
Enough about that, I am unproductive this week because I decided to watch the bold type, a netflix series. I've been in such a rut lately I just needed a comfort series and boyyyyyy! I received comfort. I also realised how much of a crier I am, I was hardcore sobbing during every episode. I will just do a mini review and end with why I might not be watching it anymore :( I absolutely adored the plot of the series, I have social anxiety so very few friends, I don't know if there's a term to not making an effort to keep friends and although you're aware its a bad habit you just cant help it and you try and you unintentionally air for 3 days and make everything weird and awkward. well hi guys that is me. Watching TBT( the bold type ;) made me appreciate friendships and gave me an opportunity to live vicariously through those girls and I reveled in it. I found comfort.  I love the angle they took with the editor in chief, Jacqueline was an absolute sweetheart very warm and refreshing very different to the usual bitchy bitter bosses we're used to in shows like that. she was very kind to the workers, very encouraging. I loved that. It also had an office romance trope! and absolutely no one in my life knows this but I lovee an office romance trope and even though it had an age gap which isn't my favorite. Richard seemed to be very genuine, kind and totally hot as well; it made it bearable. the girls were fun very honest with each other that was refreshing as well, no lies, betrayals all that. it just made for an all round wholesome watch. little disclaimer I am  just wrapping up season two and I just did a quick google search before starting this rant and found out there are five seasons total so I might be getting ahead of myself with all this positivity, so keep that in mind. one small thing that kept happening was how much of a moaner (not sexual) Jane was, she has a traumatizing story to tie to every little situation and she was a little selfish for my liking but hell my best friend is little selfish for my liking. The storyline just run a little stale is all. 2/5 seasons I will  give it a solid 7.8 rating. I wouldn't be continuing with it because it has taken up my week and I don't know if it necessarily helped with the rut I was in because I am stressed thinking about all the tasks I've put off and I honestly don't have it in me to watch all five seasons. only gossip girl can get that amount of commitment from me haha. It has been a good run Sutton, Jane and Kat until next time. I would absolutely recommend it though, maybe I will watch it sparingly. 
bye, take care guys.
ps. i hope you guys noticed how much effort i put in my punctuations and capitalizations this time after all I am a serious WrItEr.
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gaspdotcom · 1 year ago
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she is here and she's ugly
 the bane of my existence, periods. I hate them so much I lowkey lowwkey wish I were a boy. It is so unnecessarily painful and just all round needy, such an attention seeker periods. The happiest day of my life is going to be the day there is an invention to literally poop out all the blood in one sitting, two hours max and you're good to go.
So, I generally have bad cramps. I have done every diet, every exercise, every frigging nerve manipulation exercise ( there's a term for what I am trying to describe), I have learnt a cramp alleviation dance guys. I have done it all to no avail, so I just rely on pain meds.
I know people have opinions on that, 'oh I don't like to be dependent on drugs during my periods', 'its natural I don't need medicine', 'try not to take medicine, its not heAltHy' SHUT THE FUCK UP! you think I love it?? are you insane?? I am terrified that my liver is going to be combust down the line but I liter-rally can not help it. I personally feel like anyone who claims they experience cramps and are able to tough it don't know what they're talking about because the pain I go through literally makes me go mad I feel like stabbing myself sometimes so I can justify the pain, it is horrendous.
and the men, oh the men, 'its just cramps stop overreacting'. The audaCITY guys, as a man you shouldn't even in the slightest feel like you have a right to opine, either show sympathy or zip it. easy
I'm on my third day and I've taken so many drugs I feel kinda bloated, I haven't been eating well as well. I don't know when to call an ed because I don't know if there's underlying mental reasons I have just been starving myself of late and I hate it sm.
Alright I will end here. good afternoon guys.
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gaspdotcom · 1 year ago
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I just want to eat chile
so you attend a job interview, they adore you or they just deserve oscars. you are hopeful that you will get the call back although some of the hiring agents actually lie to you, " you will hear from us soon, you will be contacted"  LIARS!! so my conundrum is, what if i also lied about my qualifications? i would love to lie as well.  you cant just get my hopes up and completely ghost me. I have flipping anxiety.
so i apply for job, i get invited for an interview. i charm the pants off the interviewers and then i receive an email. gist of it? "you have been hired you will be first to be contacted during our onboarding in two months" TWO MONTHSS. okay i was raised patient, i will wait. i am also too trusting and delusional. 
two months come and i receive no call, no email, no text. i check their social media pages. guess what i see [WELCOMING NEW EMPLOYEES] huh?, i am confused, what do you mean. so i hit up the recruiting assistant who interviewed me, ask him what is up in more proffesh language of course. AIRED!
So i hunt him down on social media add him on twitter, connect on linkedin_ he ACCEPTS my request, i send a greeting, he replies. i'm like oh so he's alive. you know how when you try so hard not to jump to conclusions so you make all the excuses in the world. i said; oh maybe he's been fired, maybe his phone is stolen, maybe his email app has been deleted to make space. like girl? (oop lil gender reveal ;) i finally relay my concerns and he ignores me again, thankfully linkedIn is snitch and lets me know he has been coming online frequently. i took my L and looked elsewhere. it fucking hurt man. and he is  young as well so we could very well meet in future after karma does her thing. haha
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gaspdotcom · 1 year ago
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Umemployment Chronicles
so as i mentioned in my intro light years ago, wait.. did i mention anything about consistency in posting? oh man i hope i didn't, but i will try my best not to worry.
anyway as i was saying in the title i will be documenting my unemployment, starting with the interviews and working my way down to the applications. i know what you're thinking, is this author dambb? or dumb? i can assure i am both of those things but that's just the way i came out of the cooter.
i have buckets loads of anxiety and my attention span is a thing of beauty so welcome on this journey you're in for a ride.
i absolutely despise job interviews and boy have i been to a number of them lately, i almost always swear when i receive an invitations to interviews and i break a smelly nervous sweat. cant emphasize on smelly enough. 
i am irl a very reserved type and i struugle to attempt to prove my worth to people. its quite cringe if I'm honest. "please hire me because I'm a team player and I've got very great organizational and management skills and oh boy you should see my interpersonal skills" CRINGE. and don't get me wrong i am all of those things but after your 8th interview it does feel a bit tired, stale. i feel like a liar.
i did attend an interview where we had to work on a case study and present on it, all the chaperones there kept emphasizing on being as loud as possible during the presentation that when it was my turn and one of the panelists scolded me for not greeting them loud enough and threw me completely off my game and just left me a stuttering mess. i was burning with embarrassment because i knew i was very capable i just had stage fright. i hate panels with everything in me. why do they always try to intimidate the candidate likee is that proven to be the best way to pick the best candidates because i have worked with some shitty confident/loud people who leave all the work on you, and then end up getting fired later on (true story) my point is give us anxious babes-(gender inclusive verb) a chance, create an environment that is welcoming because the moment i settle right in all that jitteriness flies out the window and i will work my ass off for your lovely establishment, for a handsome fee of course ;)
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