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Watching notting hill and its increasingly obvious that anna and william are different kinds of autistic
#talks too much x barely talks at all#magical ship dynamic lowkey#tangently related but ive realised i start acting like a 90s/00s hugh grant romcom character when drunk#which is fun#including the accent. which isnt great for a rural irish person but what can you do.#notting hill
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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
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I love watching my friends' drama play out. like no,it's not my circus, but that is my monkey juggling fire right now. So
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blog cancelled he told me last night im as subtle as a slap to the face
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Life is short, convince the guy you like that you're a lesbian
#yeah we're stretching this shit out for another 2 seasons atleast#looking for a reboot in the future too#www.gayposting.ie#queer
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Being bi (?? I think??) is so silly cause why did my drunk ass decide the best person to share my joy over getting platonically kissed by women with was the guy I've been pining over for a year. Mx Mixed Signals over here.
#one of the women was also his friends girlfriend so uh. dont know where im at now#another one also gave me a fag and it made me think of him so really its not my fault like yk?#but yeah i am a bit fucked because i cant decide if i want him to know i like him or not#so i end up being really nice about him behind his back and defending him cause hes a prick#and then when he comes up to the group i end up calling him ugly on accident so idfk#also my friends and mother and even teachers are quite dissapointed in me because hes a bit shit tbh but. hey its whatever#hes got a cute accent long hair shit hairline combo and a stupid kinda 70s fashion sense like what am i meant to do#www.gayposting.ie
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Dude I need to stop posting and put this shit in my notes app like a normal person
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I drunk texted him asking if we were best friends cause yk it's like a thing with me not wanting to assume I'm best friends with someone when I'm not and like. He said yes and I was so happy and he like reaffirmed it before saying goodnight.
But then at rehearsal today he was like giving out about me texting him and like. I think he's joking??!?!? But what if he lied and we aren't best friends like what like cmon man!!!
Idk I'm sleep deprived and there's still alcohol in my system IDK HOW cause like I didn't even have dhat much???
But unfortunately a single sip and the drink starts tasting like "omg I should text him"
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Am I fivking stupid like why did I text my guy all excited about girls kissing me as a bit. Like biggest girlfailure going great job lad yeah just text the guy you like about how much you like girls kissing you. Fuckin outstanding performance that
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How did my drunk ass do it whattt
Dude I got kissed by girls for the first time in like a friend way and like not on the lips last night and Mann I get it now girls are so great. Like idk there was a period for me where nobody wanted to like touch me kinda cause of excema kinda cause I was weird but like kissing girls and getting kissed by girls is so fun
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Dude I got kissed by girls for the first time in like a friend way and like not on the lips last night and Mann I get it now girls are so great. Like idk there was a period for me where nobody wanted to like touch me kinda cause of excema kinda cause I was weird but like kissing girls and getting kissed by girls is so fun
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So fucked that men can be like kinda handsome and have nice arms and like be nice to you sometimes like roll down your sleeves you perv we don't need to see all that
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The little voice telling you not to drunk text them is lying btw
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Unfortunately I will always be the c!wilbur to a c!quackity I fear.
#“i dont think of you at all” and im dead on the floor#patterns are being recognised and theyre not great#dsmp#tntduo#c!quackity#c!wilbur#quackity#FUCK william gold btw i cant listen to anything with him in it without nearly throwing up
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