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is there a type of shark colloquially called a 'maid shark' or did I just make that up
#I looked up maid shark to see#because you know sharks are a special interest of mine but I don’t know all of them#but all I got was a manga series#as others have said op you were probably thinking of nurse or mako sharks
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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
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This is stupid and I know it but I’m always scared to comment on fics I like because like what if they immediately respond by saying they hate me
This has never happened to me I don’t have a reason for this. It’s the anxiety disorder or something
#I had to hype myself up into leaving kudos on ao3#it took me several fics before I mostly stopped feeling like they’d hate me for some reason#it’s extra stupid to me because I write fanfic and I don’t have any of the reactions I’m scared of getting#I want to show I appreciate writers so much but the DAMN ANXIETY#or whatever the hell it is#I also do the thing where you continuously reread something you write for like 20+ minutes#to make sure you didn’t say something absolutely horrible#and or overthink the kind of response you’ll get#yeah. I do that one too
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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision
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Autistic spaces are getting so much more hostile towards people with low empathy, and it sucks
There was a subreddit I really liked, people were chill, and then there was a sudden influx of people making posts like ‘Autistic people have empathy! Saying we don’t makes us seem like monsters! Thats not a symptom!’ And people making posts explaining that no, actually, some of us do have low empathy got attacked and told they were wrong or ableist? And it sucks, because its just so hard to find a place to exist where you can be seen as not evil? I don’t know, it just hurts a lot to be told that
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as we march towards a shining era of more people calling their friends "babe" and "sweetheart" platonically, let us also strive towards a brighter tomorrow wherein more couples call each other "bruh" and "my dude" as a term of romantic endearment
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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart




edit: here's her YouTube account, as well as her TikTok and Facebook :)
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LOL but seriously release the hounds
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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster
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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me
#it turned into a flounder on my god#but also cookie dough tends to spread so I’m alway confused how people think this kind of thing would work#like I’m sure there’s a way it could work I’m not a professional#but I always think cookie dough will spread a lot so 3d cookies like this wouldn’t work#I tend to overestimate how much dough spreads though
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the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”
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sorry if i'm gonna be quiet for a while. my country recently introduced laws that make it so that in order to use social media to the fullest (not being able to view ns/fw content and in a few cases, not even having access to dms), i HAVE to give the sites my id/face scan.
it goes into effect july 25th. it'll probably effect here too, since this place allows mature content (tho not full on ns/fw)
i'm very distressed about it bc i might end up not even being able to talk to my internet friends. i don't really have any irl ones
if i have to disappear on most socials by then, you know why.
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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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