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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

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Brody King's "Abolish ICE" shirt 🖤 AEW GRAND SLAM: MEXICO | 06.18.25

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When I was young, my family had a tobacco farm. Every year, around six men came from Ruiz, Nayarit to work there. Efraín, Samuel, Adrián, and around two or three Migueles. I worked with them every year. (…) And they taught me that we all are better when we work together.

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

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x | giganticbuddha

※Permission to upload this work was granted by the artist.

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i will apologize for being insufferable but i will not stop. you all know this.

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Me when the panic at the disco social network-esque biopic gets greenlit by the studio and I gotta kill pete wentz to keep him from bribing the director into revising history

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it's been a bit

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at least there's gay people

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It seems like y'all love angels

(u don't know how I'M love them)

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rabid dog

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harpy hare where have you buried all your children