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Was not prepared for this.

not mine but the noise i made when i saw this (poached from reddit x)

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The Silt Verses Chapter 1 - Let Me Speak First of Revelations

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#soup

soup de jour: soup of the day

soup de jure: soup the government wants you to eat

soup de facto: the soup everyone actually eats

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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

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the trawlerman fandom is dying reblog if you’re a true wet soldier

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I don’t know what else to say here, just that this will help me sleep tonight and makes me happy for summer.

prompt: the start of summer

death sits on God’s front porchin a clean white shirt eatinggranny smith apples all dusk.

we appear as small & plentifulas a swarm of anxious fireflies & he catchesus in his cleaned-out honey jars.

every now and then an angel dizzyon rye whiskey or homemade moonshinewanders out to sit with death, smokecigars, make sure we’re feeling okayinside this jar with no holes.

every morning God goes out & buries usnext to the squash in his vegetable patch.it’s warm in the june sun & He lets ushave dreams about beautiful thingssuch as dancing with our childrenor baking rhubarb pie for our mothers.

mary likes to visits us & singlullabies in her fig-sweet voice.she says next spring we will allcome back as daffodils.

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was told I should post this on tumblr

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obligatory high school au is all fun and (nerd) games until gideon and silas lead the entire party into a trap

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I got to ramble to my literature class about Gideon the Ninth yesterday so here's the thing I made for that final

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brought a poem to the gun fight

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enough said

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blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

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CavMD -> Nonagesimitis -> Symptoms

Symptoms of Nonagesimitis may include:

the urge to wrap up a local Harrow in blankets, either as comfort or restraint

feelings of sexual desire or romantic interest towards a local Harrow (may be difficult to distinguish from feelings of anger and rage)

the sense of abandonment, confusion, or loss of identity when one is separated or apart from a Harrow for extended periods of time

the overwhelming urge to be bitten, eaten, used, or otherwise be an asset to the local Harrow

sense or urge to self sacrifice onseself in service to the local Harrow (an escalation of the above - a medical emergency and symptom of late stage Nonagesimitis)

*If you experience any of these symptoms for LONGER THAN 4 HOURS or have a Nonagesimitis Severity Index (NSI) score of over 80%, please contact your physician and proceed to the local emergency room*