gelatinous-cubicle
gelatinous-cubicle
*absorbs you into my being then files your taxes*
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I can make your financial troubles and flesh disappear!
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gelatinous-cubicle · 28 days ago
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my friend who is trying to subtly implant the idea of dewey from malcom in the middle in my mind so that eventually it causes me to divorce my wife: what dewey do?
the blood skeleton:
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gelatinous-cubicle · 28 days ago
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I BET IN THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS EPISODE SIX(fan theory under cut)
EVERYONE BUT POMNI AND KINGER ABSTRACT! LIKE this would have happened at least once before. That's the storm after the silly! Jax said kinger " has 'supposedly' been here the longest" in the first episode. Not only did Kinger survive seeing his wife abstract, he must have seen everyone in the circus cast get cycled out since then since no one else seems to know.
Goose said Jax does something unforgivable in the next episode. He's either going to delete Cain or steal one of Zooble's pieces to put on his butt to replace his tail.
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gelatinous-cubicle · 1 month ago
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I got a Moomin nendoroid. I also got left over yugioh stuff from the Kaiba one and
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gelatinous-cubicle · 1 month ago
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Im hyperventilating
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gelatinous-cubicle · 2 months ago
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Are you perhaps a critter or very small bug ? Yes
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*runs towards you at terrifying speed
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gelatinous-cubicle · 2 months ago
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she stole a leaf that a leafcutter ant was carrying and ate it
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gelatinous-cubicle · 3 months ago
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gelatinous-cubicle · 3 months ago
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Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant
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gelatinous-cubicle · 5 months ago
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whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely
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i made this anon in spore [2008]
next time show your face
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gelatinous-cubicle · 6 months ago
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My girlfriend is a scientist (not even like a microbiologist or w/e) and she wants me to stop drinking raw milk
my girlfriend is an engineer (not even a mechanic or w/e) and she wants me to stop driving through intersections with my eyes closed screaming "WEEEEE I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER"
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gelatinous-cubicle · 7 months ago
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had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on
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gelatinous-cubicle · 8 months ago
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the edit itself
this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point
Im not even american but im having a great time with this
DONT LET THIS DIE
credit to miraculousgastropod for the original
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gelatinous-cubicle · 8 months ago
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Obviously not mine but also funny as hell
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gelatinous-cubicle · 9 months ago
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gelatinous-cubicle · 9 months ago
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gelatinous-cubicle · 9 months ago
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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gelatinous-cubicle · 9 months ago
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bro LMFAOOOO
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