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spider update
i losst it cant find it
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#send dsshielp#what fi di s fall alaseeeb and it crawls sin my nose and eats my rbains#unfiction#gearth#gem
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HEJO{PKL
RABBIT LOCKED ME IN TEEBASEMENT ANS WONT LETR ME OUT UNTIL I PROMISE TO STOPS EATING HER SANDLAS
THERES FOOD AND STUFF BUT THERES ALSO A SPIDER DOSNW HERE AND IM SCAREX
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Have you ever tried to eat the foamy stuff inside of fire extinguishers? If yes does it taste good?
kiyo wont let me near the fire extinguisger, she says she doesnt trust me :(((((((
VELVET DID GIVE ME SOME OF THE FOAMY STUFF IN A BOWL THOUGH AND IT WAS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#ittasted really sweeet so i guess sugar is pretty good at outting out firees#ooc//she was literally handed a bowl of whipped cream#gearth#gem#unfiction#ask
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wahts ur favouirte food ssgar pupkin cake
i love grilled chees its so good bests andwitch
iffmy mom wasntb bizzy being dead i would have like a bajilllion times more grilled cheeesessesess :(((((((((
i also really like caruhmel or however ryoiu spell/say it, it feels reaally bad on my teeths but i liike how sweet iy is
#sadldy kiyo says i cant have carihmel anynroe because id lose my teethm#i dunno if shed take them away or theyd run away but yeh#unfiction#gearth#gem#ask
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yall
im so sad sunnyjsuttrickedmeimsobetrayed
she said the grilledn cheese imade her was "updog"
THEN I ASKED WHAT THE HECK UPDOG WAS AND SHE FOOLED ME SO BASSDLY
IVE ENEVER BEEN MORE BETREAYED BY THIS DRAGON IN MY LYYYFE
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GUYS HELP THERES A BEEPO OUTSIDE THE HOUSE WHAT DOI EVEN DOOOOOOOOO
HELP HHE LOOKED RIGHT AT US HHHHHHHHHHH
DOES ANYONE HAVE TIPS FOR KILLING BEEPO ALSO IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE GLOWING IVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE
(note:: ivi took this pic thats why it isnt as shaky i was to scared to doit :()
#beepo#beepo removal#who do you even call for this??????#unfiction#gem#gearth#lagomorph#bunny#rabbit
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hello gem! what are your thoughts on dirt
VERY DELICIOSUS
Kiyo hates when i aeat it tho :((((
shes sso mean to me
#she should let me eat dirt#she says ill get collaruh or somrething#unfiction#she wont even let me drink the juice underr the sink#gearth#gem#ask
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hello...uh, gem! how's the weather there right now? also, would you eat a bug?
HI INTERNET PERON I LIKE YOUR SUNGALSSSSES
its reeally stormy out right now, kiyo says im not allorwd outside because i might bget struck by lightinign :((((((
i wanna jump in puddles :,,,,,,,,(
as foreetingbugs I LOVE EATING BUGS!!!!!!!!! my favortrit bug to eat are peppermint bugs, they taste reallly good eveen if they are an "invadive speeshes" whatever that means i kaso like roly polys an d worms and street lobsters eveen if rabbit says that isnt a bug and inchworms an
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reblog this if you like getting silly asks
#OOC/ I LOVEGETTTING SILLY HEEHOO ASKS PLEEBS I HAVE SO MUCH LORE TO SPILL ANOUT THE SILLY#unfiction#gearth#gem#ooc post
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GUYS LOOKA T WHATA ME AND VELVET DREW TOAGTEHR
I DREW ME AND VELVET DREEW SOME WEIRD CAT LADY
SHE SAID IT WAS HER FERSONA??????? IDK WHAT THAT IS
LIKE VELVET ALREADY IS A CAT GIRL WHYD SHE NEED TO MAKE A DIFFERENT LOOKING CAT GIRL
ANYWAY SHE KEPT COMPLAINING ABOUT HO BIG THEMARKERS WERE SO I MADE HER USE HOT PINK AS A A PIJNISHMENT >:))))))
#VELVET ID DSO GOOD AT ART THO#SHE SAYS I NEED TO LEARN BETTER PROPORSHUN WHATEVER THAT IS#unreality#gem#gearth
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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
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funnie storry
ome time when i was like four my dad took me to a mall and i stole some lasdies peurse and i ended jup eating her reading glases
she yelled at me and called me a "crab child" and then smacked my dad and said he should control his siblings nbetter
then she walked away
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GUYS LOOKAY THESE BUGS I FOUND ON THE SIDEWALK
ARENT THEY PRETTY???????????
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gusy i think i died agaian lmao
lmao i got hit bi a car tthis time hehehh
Kiyo (my boss lasdy) was freeaking out but then i poppped back up in a hospital bed
she cant get rid of me thate easy >:3
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OK SO VELVET TURNED O N AUTOCORRECT FOR ME
EVERYONE THANK HET DO IT LOSERS
K THNISHIAS YOUS TUYNMBLETSS
ANYWAY I SAW A LEAF OUTSIDE TODAY AND I EATED IT BUT THEN MY BOSS YEELLED AT ME BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO CATCH THE BUG ON IT ANDI ATE THE BUFG ON ACCAIDENT :(((((((((
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HELELEOOOO
VELEVETEY GAV EME A FONE
AN D SHE SUJJESTED I JOIN SOSHUL MEEDEEUH
SO NSOW IM HEREEEEEEE
#WOWGUYS VELEVET IS SO COOL SHE LET ME MOOCH OFF HERE WHYFHY TOOO#unfiction#rping as my silly cannibal heeehooo
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