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..... 👀👀👀..... if you're open to a Gendrya request, then..... anything fluffy/ sweet/ sexy/ adorkable of them..... canon-ish OR modern??? Basically: whatever you've got!!! MISS YOU!!! Hope you're well!!! and a Happy New Year!!!! 🙌🙌🙌😉😉😉💜💜💜😘😘😘

I went with modern!

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“Are you flirting with me right now?"

Gendry sighs exasperated and amused. “Arya-“

“Because I am a taken woman. Happily taken.” Arya slurs drunkenly, looking down her nose at him. Which is ridiculous when one considered their height difference.

“Is that right?” Gendry questions.

“Yessss. He’s big and he’s strong and he’s handsome and he’s got a big dick and he’ll totally beat you up.”

Gendry laughs despite the heat blooming in his face and neck. He reaches for her as she stumbles a bit and when she looks up at him again it’s like she’s seeing him for the first time.

“Oh hi baby. Where ya been?”

Gendry chuckles shaking his head. Pulling her into his arms he picks her up.

“Come on you dork, let’s go home.”

Arya grins. “M’Kay.”

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Hi I’m looking for a gendryxarya fanfic with the title, well I think it was titled “When Arya accidentally became the lady Baratheon”? The plot was that Arya followed Gendry to Storm’s End to teach him how to be a lord and she accidentally became the lady or something? Help me out please 🥹🥹

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Game Logic

“This is going to end so badly.” Arya laughs, taking a long drink from her energy drink. She’s wearing her favorite black and gray gaming headphones, the fuzzy gray wolf ears highlighted by the electric yellow wall behind her. 

“Oh definitely but it’s going to be hilarious.” Gendry replies with a lopsided grin. The wall behind him is artfully littered with handcrafted weapons, his own headphones decidedly less cute in plain black. 

Together they sit on screen, each in their own little box, the opening screen of a low budget cell phone game taking up most of the screen. There are other things on screen as well, logos and fun little widgets that match the theme of this particular live stream. 

Arya sighs loudly, smiling all the while. “This is going to be so bad.” 

“I can’t wait.” Gendry replies gleefully. “Are we ready?” Arya nods. “Hello! And welcome to Game Logic, I am Gendry Baratheon,” he points to himself, then points to the side facing Arya’s little box. “And that is Arya Stark and today Arya will be playing Getting Over It.” 

“It wasn’t my idea.” Arya cuts in. 

Gendry laughs. “No, it definitely wasn’t. No, this was a suggestion from my friend and Arya’s cousin Jon Stark-Targaryen, go follow him and his wife on their stream, they’re currently doing a duel play through of The Wall and the sister game Beyond the Wall.” 

“But not right now!” Arya cuts in again before laughing. 

“No, not right now.” 

“Cause right now you all get to watch me lose my shhh-tacki mushrooms playing this ridiculous game.” 

Gendry laughs. “For those who don’t know, Getting Over It is a game in which you need to get your character, who is stuck in a cauldron, over an uneven and tall pile of rubble using only a sledge hammer to hoist yourself up.” Gendry explains. “As I’m sure you can imagine it is a very frustrating game and if you’ve played it or watched someone else play it you know it can inspire some colorful language.” 

“Something that I excel at.” Arya states proudly. 

“You have a masters degree in foul language.” Gendry agrees. Arya grins. “However, as you can see we are not in the same house today. Arya is visiting her parents in the North and given her mother’s strict no cursing rules, our dear Arya must get through this game without swearing.” 

-One Hour Later

“Mother Frisby!” Arya screeches, watching as the man in the cauldron vaults over a high cliff and falls back to the starting point as if she hadn’t just spent the last hour getting that high. 

Gendry laughs hysterically, doubling over and falling back in his chair over and over as he gasps between guffaws. 

“Are you, fffff-fricking kidding me?” She continues.

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“Remember when we were 15 and you were taller than me.”

“Oh god yes those were the good times.”

“But now I can do this…”

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“We had a really bad break-up three hundred years ago, but neither of us realized the other was immortal until we met today while shopping for groceries” AU

-(@yellowmagicalgirl)

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Gendry: What was all that shit at the bar about Podrick?

Arya: His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives

Gendry: His penis is my hero

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Sansa: I guess I just always pictured you with a smarter guy.

Arya: Of course Gendry's dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science

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Gendry: Was the weekend with your sister as bad as you expected it would be?

Arya: She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.

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Arya: I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.

Gendry: We'll be the champions of fucking up our children. Even our own parents won't be able to compete

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Gendry: This is Gendry, I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number I will probably get back to you.

Arya: Hey I'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?

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Arya: If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.

Gendry: Sweet!!

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Arya: 27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?

Sansa: It's towing the line at best.

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Sansa: I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.

Arya: Margaery needs to get back from her family vacation soon

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Sansa: I can't believe Gendry said yes to going out with you. He's so anti social he's one step away from being a celibate monk

Arya: Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!

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Arya: Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bullshit.

Margaery: I hate you with every fiber of my being