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“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?
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now every time i talk to a priest i am going to have to pass a qte to not say "bangin' sermon my man"
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Sometimes a family can just be an ex paramilitary soldier and a 13 year old trans kid trying to escape from a cult
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before pride month is over does anyone want to fag out with me?
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my hair is actually red with black stripes but this is close enough
I've been tagged separately by everyone else I would tag already so I'm just gonna tag @intergalacticfrog and then anyone else who hasnt also tagged me or been tagged pls join also
picrew chain time!! make yourself a cheeky little icon using this picrew, reblog & tag ur pals!! to start us off: @lightyaoigami @lightyakami @deelavis @dreamfilleddonuts @catboymettaton @vorareromantic @queer-omens-in-the-archives
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student accommodation application oh how i hate you
#they made u write a profile??#they just asked me for a top two#where are u going???#<- u do not have to tell me
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my neurodirvegent ass trying to smile for the picture:

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no yeah thanks for welcoming me to womanhood again but like yeah this man is in fact currently following me home can we maybe address that aspect
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They should invent long distance hugs
#my friends and i do shark telepathy#cuz we each have blahaj#so we hug the blahaj at the same time#and the shark telepathy network transmits it to them#through the blahajnet#or something#im not a doctor
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#every summer is sardine girl summer if you love sardine girls#or something#i am a handheld sardine in spirit
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Break up with your LOSER BOYFRIEND start an AUDIO FICTION PODCAST for an audience of THREE PEOPLE get on HORMONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY and NEVER KILL YOURSELF EVEN THOUGH THE WORLD WILL KEEP BREAKING YOUR HEART FOREVER
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Not everything will be easy and that’s okay.
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i live in fear that one day i will give up on my (baseless and unjustified) hamilton hatred and watch it and that i will love it.
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drinking a monster when tummy is hungry= fuel on the tummy ache fire
#idk what i was expecting tbh#at least im not yawning every two seconds anymore#cuz that shit hurts my jaw
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onion rings but it goes to voicemail
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