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if you're on tumblr you must be at least part meme
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if i saw the geico gecko in real life i think i’d step on him
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when the blue raspberry jolly rancher hits
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the horseless carriage implies the existence of a "horse"
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just made the most beautiful thing i've ever seen
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therapist: the semihemidemisemiquaver isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
the semihemidemisemiquaver:
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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
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all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves
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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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