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Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

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The headcanon should be that the GAIA gang shares brain cells between them and most of the time, Zo has it

I desperately need fics post Singularity cuz I decided to linger on this playthrough and THIS MISSION IS RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY

I need Erend and Alva even Beta getting on Sylens nerves. I need feral Kotallo and feral Aloy creeping everyone out. I need Zo and her sarcastic wits (and desperately Kotallo to show his swagger cuz the man can out-sass Aloy and this is canon)

Can't write it myself cuz I'm terrible with words and completely incompetent with this

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SOOO MANY CHARACTERS IN VALHALLA THAT I WANTED EIVOR TO ROMANCE BUT NOOO UBISOFT DECIDED TO BE LAZYY

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hello ac valhalla nation

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"But, I will never be her."

I really hated myself for doing this angsty edit.

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what i decided to do instead of studying/sleeping

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Please welcome Inspector Pazzi to the sanctuary. He is a tenacious European badger that worked hard to catch Hannibal. Join us this week for his story with Will Mongoose and Hannipenguin in Florence!

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Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

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there’s two types of hannibal posts…

tagged as: blood tw, horror tw, body horror tw, gore tw, epilepsy tw, flashing lights tw, abuse tw, torture tw, weapons tw, knife tw, gun tw, violence tw, corpse tw

tagged as: will graham, puppies

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Guys, please tell me that I wasn't the only one who cried at the beginning, the middle and the end of the entire Avengers Endgame?

I mean, I cried when they all appeared at the end, fucking burst into tears, eyes wide open and my hand covering my mouth. Stranger next to me sobbed and she needed more tissue and I gave her some and we cried together while her boyfriend had silent tears going down his face and my brother just had tears on his face and kept gripping my fucking hand in shock.

After the film ended, I dropped my phone between the seats and I couldn't find it cause I still had tears in my eyes and I could barely see and I had to ask the worker to help me find it and he was totally nice and was also slightly crying even though he already watched it on premiere day with the rest of the staff.

And, don't tell me I'm the only that cried after watching the film and went to school on Monday and cried with my friends who watched Endgame on different days including the one who watched it the previous evening while some of our lecturers who haven't watched Endgame was shaken to the core cause we were literally laughing and crying cause of the film.

Also, we had a teacher who cancelled afternoon classes on last Thursday cause she watched Endgame the day it premiered and her chat with her students literally said that she was upset and she can't afford to teach in the afternoon.

Yes, Endgame has killed our souls for a week.

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Endgame spoilers:

they have been avenged

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you ever depression nap for too long and wake up feeling like a giant salamander

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Mads as Captain Cold? Oh my god, he has the attitude and the swag as Captain Cold!! YAS

So I’ve been thinking a lot about older / alternate dimension versions of the characters for the earth we saw briefly in Elseworlds where John Wesley Shipp is Barry Allen…

Kyle MacLachlan as Reverse Flash / Eobard Thawne

Viola Davis as Iris West & Mahershala Ali as Wally West /Kid Flash

Taika Waititi as Cisco Ramon & Gillian Anderson as Caitlin Snow

Bonus:

Mads Mikkelsen as Captain Cold & Giancarlo Esposito as Heatwave

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He looks like an insane and mischievous scientist. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I found this ridiculously hi-res picture of Zeller and loOK AT HIS BADGE PHOTO G OD/////

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