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why is shaving ur legs the standard for women. 'not shaving is unnatural' ho do you think i glue it on there?

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you know what gets me. the perfect casting of crookshanks in the harry potter movies. how did they find a cat that looked so squashed. were there casting calls for 'cat that most looks like it's been hit with a frying pan.' 'ugly ginger cat.' 'most menacing ugly cat you've ever seen in your life.' i need to know

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The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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did i do it? did i do the meme right?

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BAN ON CONVERSION PRACTICES IN THE EU. GO SIGN IT. DEADLINE IS FUCKING MAY 17. WE'RE STILL MISSING 800.000 signatures. FUCKING DO IT.

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I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

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we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

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jk rowling says a lot of shit about trans people for a woman who canonically had a whole storyline based around harry's dad and his friends being furries

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one thing that gets me in agatha all along is that everyone was so mad when they found out agatha had brought along some random neighbour instead of a green witch. like guys it's your fault for buying it when agatha told you this random ass fucking neighbour was the black heart be so fr

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it's nativity! season

never forget this queen, who was ready and willing to rig a children's talent show in order to fuck it out with david tennant in a slick back and glasses. long live angel matthews

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thinkin about a baby of my acquaintance & how when her parents are hanging out & chatting, she’ll almost fully participate in the conversation–politely watching who’s talking, saying something approx the same length & tone of what her parents are saying, occasionally using a questioning cadence & looking at someone specific for an answer, laughing when they laugh–doing everything except actually using any recognizable language

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guys... i am afraid that on the glee rewatch rachel ate kurt up with defying gravity...

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You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad