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Hey there. I'm just here to say that I'm going to scrap this blog. It's been putting too much pressure on me to recap 100 pages of Homestuck every day, and with so many pages it's becoming overwhelming.

Not to mention how embarrassing it is to clog up some tags here.

So if you don't see an Act 6 recap, that's why.

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Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 4101-4114

Note: This will be the last post by Geno, as I don't have the motivation to recap Act 6 in this style, so Mario and the Gang will recap Act 6 in text form.

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Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 4001-4100

After tomorrow, instead of daily 100 pages, there will be an Act 6 recap periodically.

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Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 3901-4000

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Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 3801-3900

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Porrim Maryam, Latula Pyrope, Meenah Peixes, Aradiabot, Mituna Captor, Damara Megido, Kankri Vantas, Karkat Vantas, Kanaya Maryam, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope, Rufioh Nitram, Horuss Zahhak, Equius Zahhak, Nepeta Leijon, Gamzee Makara

Act 6, page 5427

PORRIM: I saw the cro+wd fro+m way o+ver there. Acco+rding to+ peo+ple o+ut o+n the cusp, this is so+me so+rt o+f co+stume party?

LATULA: tru f4ctz grl!!! just j4m yours3lf 1n th3 p1l3, l1k3z th1s!!!

MEENAH: ah fuck are people way over there still callin this a party

ARADIABOT: destr0y

MITUNA: S0M30N3 15 70U5H1NG M3. 7H15 N33D5 70 570P

DAMARA: 誰かが私に触れている。続けてください。[Someone is touching me. Please continue.]

KANKRI: S9ME9NE IS TRIGGERING ME. THIS NEEDS TO BE TAGGED.

PORRIM: Sho+o+sh!

MITUNA: 1M 50RRY

KARKAT: OH GOD, I CAN HEAR HIM WHINING FROM ALL THE WAY OVER THERE.

KANAYA: Someone Over There Is Probably Making The Same Observation About You

KARKAT: YEAH, AND YOUR ANCESTOR IS PROBABLY CHIDING HIM MATERNALLY OVER THERE, JUST LIKE YOU ARE WITH ME. EVER THINK ABOUT THAT??

KANAYA: I'm Sorry

ARADIABOT: kill

TAVROS: (wherE, OH, wHERe,)

SOLLUX: ehehehehe, thii2 party ii2 a fuckiing JOKE.

MEENAH: no its a shitty battle royale pass it on you dirtscrapin sack of honey dijon rubbish

SOLLUX: niice dress, fiin face, olol.

TAVROS: (iS, my prEciOUs,)

VRISKA: Tavros, stop crawling around under everyone's feet! You're 8eing so weird.

TEREZI: Y34H, W3 C4N 4LL H34R YOU WH1SP3R1NG TO YOURS3LF. PR3TTY W31RD, BRO. >:\

TAVROS: (none of Them, can uNderstAnd,)

ARADIABOT: destr0y

RUFIOH: haha, yo 1 th1nk 1 hear my young ancestor wh1sper1ng from all the way over here... about someth1ng prec1ous... sh*t 1s crazy!

TAVROS: (tHe beAUTY, of my PrEcious,)

HORUSS: 8=D < It reminds me of when I was similarly sm*tten, and searched everywhere for the perfect snout ring for you, to FORTIFY our commitment. Do you remember, Rufioh?

RUFIOH: whoa, yeah! heh, those were the days... (hey doll, m1nd 1f we talk a b1t? 1 ma1nly want to look d1stracted... so the guy w1th the ponyta1l leaves me alone... you d1g?)

ARADIABOT: death t0 all

RUFIOH: ahaha... d*mn. so much l1ke the real th1ng 1t's... freaky }:o

ARADIABOT: like what real thing

RUFIOH: uh... you know, l1ke...

ARADIABOT: if y0u say like alive aradia i will make y0u BEG f0r a h0rse b0dy

RUFIOH: no no, l1ke someone else!!! d*mn... uncanny...

ARADIABOT: 0h 0k

RUFIOH: hey, you're pretty cool babe... want to... like... if you aren't doing anything...

EQUIUS: D --> E%cuse me, what is going on over here

RUFIOH: (man... not another zahnak! haha, this is f***in crazy...)

ARADIABOT: this guy with the m0hawk was flirting with me and i was being fully receptive to his advances

RUFIOH: whoa you were?

EQUIUS: D --> I see. Aradiabot #100502, why must you devastate my pump biscuit so?

NEPETA: :33 < *the pouncellor astutely pawbserves the exchange and updates her shipping grid with startling developments of the heart!*

EQUIUS: D --> Nepeta, stop!

NEPETA: :33 < no!

EQUIUS: D --> Yes

NEPETA: :33 < no

EQUIUS: D --> Yes

NEPETA: :33 < no

GAMZEE: HONK

TEREZI: MOR3!!! MOR3 1 S4Y!!! 4444H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!!!!!!!

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Hey there, I just want to make an announcement.

//Due to the pressure I have put myself through making this read blog, and the poor reviews of Act 6, I have decided not to review Act 6. Instead, there will be a summary on it May 24. Sorry about that.

But not to worry, because I will be reviewing Homestuck Beyond Canon, but not the Epilogues.

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Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 3701-3800

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Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 3601-3700

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Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 3501-3600

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Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 3401-3500

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Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 2301-2400

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Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 3201-3300

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Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 3101-3200

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Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 3001-3100

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Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 2901-3000

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Geno Reads Homestuck: Pages 2801-2900