i feel a profound sadness within me...... sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex
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american tourists being BAREFOOT in McDonald’s at 5 AM is wild
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Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:
“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”
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huszár miku my beloved
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going out and planning on getting really drunk, if I run into one of my students, I'm fucking killing them and myself :))
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im gonna be 50 on here still being like ive got a war in my mind i just ride
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i love teaching because one day you'll work for 3 hours and a month passes and you're pulling 16 hours
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he looks really fine today too, someone shoot me
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