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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

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hey so uhhhhh sorry for stalking your blog lol
there's nothng to stalk i don't use this
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i made this post the day before i turned 14, into linguistics for fun but thinking i could never major in something that impractical. now i'm majoring in linguistics at my dream school and i know 14 year old me would be overjoyed and in disbelief that this could have happened. inspirational
yeah sex is cool but have you seen how historical linguists reconstruct proto-indo-european words
#i get notes on this post every so often#i see it and i think hi little rigel!! you won't believe what i'm doing#studying something i'm truly passionate about is a blessing every day#also sorry little rigel you're more into pragmatics than historical linguistics by now#and after a lot of identity crises you're still basically asexual
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mathematicians define your symbols clearly so i don't have to read thru 7 irrelevant pages challenge :))))
× multiplication
÷ un-multiplication (sometimes)
√ gives the bottom half of a plant
≈ not equal, but we wish it was
≝ just like, accept it, man
≡ not equal, but like it’s kinda similar
≤ hungry alligator in water
⇒ look this way
↦ look this way, now draw a picture
⇔ look punk these things go together, that’s just how it is
¬ droopy negative sign
∨ ice cream cone
∧ empty ice cream cone :(
⊕ protected plus
∀ the sound of an Australian screaming
∃ the sound of a confused Australian
∈ toucan beak
∉ no toucan beaks
⊂ you can fit this inside the other thing
⊄ you can’t fit this thing in the other thing
⊆ you can fit this thing in the other thing but it might be tight
∪ full bucket
∩ empty bucket
∅ nuttin’
α β γ you’re working with angles
δ ε you’re working on analysis
ζ η you’re working with complex numbers
θ κ π τ circles bitch
λ you’re working with linear algebra
μ ν ξ ????
Δ∇ what direction is this curve going?
∏ ∑ author is too lazy to write out repeated operations
∞ binoculars to see really far
∫ ∮ ∯ time to add up lotsa itty bitty things
ℂ numbers too complicated
ℕ the positive integers, give or take a zero depending on how cool the author is
ℚ integers over and under cute lil lines :3
ℝ nigce smoot h line
ℤ author having a nap
⌊ ⌋ what fractional part??
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so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane
dont talk to me im counting gravel
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cant u🤍see👀it💯bad dog 🐕❌but for u🖤im obedient🐕🦺✅
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my ex told me to listen to an album (that they listened to all the time) while we were together but i never got around to it and today i was missing them so i listened to it and got broken out of my sadness because it sucked
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It's my 4 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
woah
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I hate living under the panopticon :( my tummy hurts :(
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Oh my god Wisconsin's governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads "through the 2023-2425 school year". He's allowed to do this lol
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