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Well now it makes sense. But I'm also the type of dumbass guy who'd risk getting murked by Perkwunos or Dyeus if someone bet me fifty euros to try and flirt with Dheghom despite being shitscared to talk to women for fear of doing something wrong or coming of as a creepy bastard with bad intentions.

I genuinely believe if Scion had died and Eden lived I could have rizzed her up to save humanity, but we're not ready for that conversation

[gerbenbro]

You're saying you wouldn't lose all sense of wisdom when you see one of the first milfs in human history?

I genuinely believe if Scion had died and Eden lived I could have rizzed her up to save humanity, but we're not ready for that conversation

[gerbenbro]

Why is it so much easier to write a guy getting brutally mutilated than writing a girl brutally mutilated?

[gerbenbro]

I'm playing through pokemon yellow with only ground or rock types, when I get to gen 2 I'll also be using steel. I'm going through the entire series like this. I wouldn't even have time for anything else. Especially with all the koroks in totk which I'm taking a break from.

[gerbenbro]

Oh allmighty Jeff, we beg of thee, please change thy URL.

Two chemists went to dinner together

After they ordered, one of them told the waiter: “A cup of H2O, please.”

Another chemist told the waiter: “H2O, too.”

He gulped down his drink and then he died.

[gerbenbro]

He might stop drawing? Which is equally bad as the other options.

If un PM-ing you is bad, what happens if we... un VA you? Do you lose your voice and become a mime? Let's find out!

Nah I just draw more

[gerbenbro]

Thank you for this, this helps.

[gerbenbro]

I'm not downplaying what the grandmother went through, but every individual deserves a voice. This does not mean that Nazism deserves to exist, the human race as a whole needs to make sure toxic ideologies don't get a grip on us, both as a society and as individuals.

[gerbenbro]

Thanks, I'll do that! Sorry if I came of as rude.

January 1st 1993 be like

You know what. Fuck this. Fuck you. *unCzechs your Slovakia*

[gerbenbro]

It wasn't actually an option but caveman Ugh, our representative, didn't like how pretentious the Will of the Universe spoke about the existing options.

Now all other species fear us. Thank you Ugh, for making such a hard choice and inventing fire and stone tools and cooking and causing the invention of the wheel. Without you, our Dyson spheres wouldn't exist.

When a species becomes sapient, the Will of the Universe offers them which direction of civilization they should take. Magic, runes, faith-based, biomanipulation, psionics, etc. Humanity chose the hardest: technology.

[gerbenbro]

Is it alright if I use Czech for Czech republic, I'm Dutch and we say Tsjechië if that explanation helps.

January 1st 1993 be like

You know what. Fuck this. Fuck you. *unCzechs your Slovakia*

[gerbenbro]

Once I have enough money I start a counseling program for evil henchmen. I tell no one, and my first patient will be my former henchman.

A villain who is morally neutral and only became a villain to make money, talking to their clearly evil henchman who keeps trying to talk his boss into destroying the planet.

[gerbenbro]

Me: has taken his dosag of ritalin and it's kicking in.

My mom: tells me I've got chemistry and physics homework to do

My DCD brain: hyperfocusses on chemistry and won't let me think of anything else.

I don't even question my brain like this, at least it's better than without ritalin.

[gerbenbro]

I can see apollo just yeeting suns at warships while skynet deploys terminators on random planets

Within a hostile galaxy, all of Earth is forced to work with each other to survive. ALL of Earth. Including the gods, the mythical creatures, the supernatural organizations, the killer robots, the sentient viruses, and the planetary will.

[gerbenbro]

I mask all positive implications for my speeches behind a depressing voice so people don't realise that "nothing means anything and we're all going to die" actually means that you should do what you want to do and you should make your own meaning for life.

You are a Anti-Motivational Speaker. Whereas motivational speakers spread Toxic Positivity and unrealistic expectations, you bring a healthy Dose of Negativity and remind people of how little potential they really have.

[gerbenbro]

I'm not the only one who thought this was real for a second, I know it.

Nintendo came out with another reboot of Majora's Mask where you could rename not only Link, but Clock Town as well. People online were constantly renaming it "Cock Town". There was a meme of Skull Kid just standing in the middle of an image like:

Top text: "My favorite place"

Bottom text: "COCK TOWN" (but with glitchy lettering).

[gerbenbro]

Can't unhear abridged!Goku saying cake in a serious voice.

You know PM. You might be the sole cause of tumbler getting new members. I know this is my sole social media because of you. So you can’t just act like you aren’t aware of this