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I wonder if you can teach a bear karate...
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If bears weren't so big I would want one. Just saying. They don't deserve to look so cute for being such a big scary carnivore.
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Younger me was simultaneously a riot and the most boring person in the world
i want to go to bed, who’s with me?
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Star date "I don't even know anymore, it's summer'.
Today I replaced the toilet paper roll in the bathroom. This would be fine, if it weren't for it being the second one I've put on the stick this week. I'm unsure if we're just using it quickly or if someone is eating it while in the loo.
Also here's some art to look at. I made this art. It's a very pretty piece of art. A very pretty piece of art deserves a very pretty red heart, no? /hj
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(my art, but not my character)
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Concept: giant hermit crabs that use weird things for shells. Like a hermit crab that has one of those hollow busts on its back.
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Ferb: Phineas figured out he can sneakily stick a note on someone’s back.
Ferb: But he doesn’t know they should say things like “kick me”, so they just have space facts on them.
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Boys who cry are adorable.
@clearapple2022 , proving a point that’s it’s always okay to cry
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Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
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When asked which day of the week people disliked the most, instead of Monday, it was Tuesday.
Thus, I motion that we declare Tuesday the Go Out And Do Something Day. 
Don’t stay inside and look at a website like this, endlessly wasting away your life. Go DO something!
Ride a bike. If you don’t have a bike, take a walk. Go downtown, go into the country, explore the hidden secrets of your city. 
Take photos, try a restaurant you’ve never hears of before.
Drive to the mall and go window shopping.
Do anything! The possibilities are impossibly endless.
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WE should
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Costco has run out of TP for the next 23,000 years. People are taking this doomsday prepping too far
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just keep trekking through. you got this. even when you think you don’t and all goes wrong and all you can think is that you’re a mistake. you’re not. you’re here for a reason. you’re here for being with us and every breath you take is such a blessing even when it feels like a burden on your lungs. everyone around you is affected by you in some manner, and whether it’s good or bad, it will happen. everyone makes mistakes, and everyone makes bad decisions. i should know that. if you need someone to listen, im here. even if it’s about the silly things in life.
keep going
i realized today that the people in my life really wouldn’t care or even notice if i was gone
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my friend, laughing: He’s so UgLY!
Me: that’s so mean
my friend: friend, that is an imaginary horse
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i've been sitting here laughing at steve for like 3 fucking hours
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reblog or they eat your toes
god save the queen
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when you finish all the greens on your plate
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(Vertumnus by Giuseppe Arcimboldo)
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