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Lúcio: You enter the dungeon, and on the far side of the room you see… a door.

Junkrat: Can I… seduce the door?

Lúcio: No, you cannot.

Cassidy: Can I seduce the door?

Lúcio: Also no.

Ashe: Can I punch Cassidy?

Lúcio: *rolls the dice* Uh, Cassidy, you take 4 damage.

Cassidy: Well I transform into a beaver.

Lúcio: You do that.

Cassidy: NOW can I seduce the door?

Lúcio: Still, no.

Ashe: I punch Cassidy again.

Lúcio: *rolls the dice* 3 more damage.

Orisa: Can I fight the door?

Lúcio: No!

Doomfist: I also would like to fight the door.

Lúcio: No one can fight the door.

Orisa: I FIGHT! THE DOOR!

Lúcio: You lose!

Orisa: I fight YOU.

Lúcio: Orisa, take a walk.

Reaper: Is the door dead or alive?

Lúcio: It’s a door-

Reaper: Can I enslave its soul?

Lúcio: How would you-?! No!

Sigma: Can I build a better door?

Lúcio: Do you want to build a better door?

Sigma: I acquire lumber from the surrounding forest!

Lúcio: *rolls the dice* Ok you do that.

Mercy: Is the door locked?

Lúcio: No it isn’t.

Mercy: I open the door.

Lúcio: You do so! Inside is one small treasure chest.

Junkrat: I seduce the treasure chest.

Lúcio: NO-

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