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Emmrich WOULD be into tantric sex I fear.
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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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I hope you can tell I love him.
#and what if i got cameos of him reading these out? what then?#sorry i can hear his voice in my head now. maybe its blood magic or maybe its Maybelline#🥚
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#and what if i say that this is DreadRook? what then?#what if i say that this is how Rook shit talks solas to the gang?#🥚
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Confession: I need to watch Emmrich a blushing, knuckle biting mess while I worship his cock. I wanna keep him on edge until his eloquency flies out the window and he's pawing at the back of my head begging for mercy. He's a good boy and deserves nothing less.
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Best of both worlds 🖤
#OOOOHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOSH THEY ARE SO CUUUUUUTE 😭#being skelly with papa#this is what i need in my life#this and a me rook that pursues lichdom with him#immortal skelly family forever#⚰️
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saw the hat in freaking Secret of the mimic and couldn't get it out of my head
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More Emmrich being majestic, as always
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Someone: What’s Emmrich sex scene like?
Me:
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✨let me tell you ‘bout my beeeeest frieeeeeend✨
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even if that means violin concerts at 4am and fights about cocaine on a regular basis
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I saw this trend where the bride would take spicy Polaroids and have her bridesmaids and maid of honour pass them to the groom and watch the groom slowly melt.
Imagine Rook hiring a painter to paint little paintings of her in compromising positions (in lingerie, maybe even naked), just a little collection of gifts for her husband to be.
Pocket-sized, for him to carry his love next to his heart.
The paintings are wrapped in paper, looking small and unassuming. She then passes them on to each member of the Veilguard, all of whom are part of the wedding party.
Each member of the team would come by, discreetly passing the pocket sized paintings to Emmrich while Rook observes from afar, probably giggling to herself like a crazed maniac as she watches as his face turns red, the flush disappearing down into the collar of his shirt. She avoids him each time he looks up to scan the room for her.
The final blow comes in a little box wrapped with a bright purple ribbon, delivered by Manfred. Emmrich is scared, and also very aroused.
The team turns away from him, seemingly creating a shield of privacy around him, because he is going to need it.
Opening it, he finds Rook’s pièce de rèsistance, the silky, lilac coloured thong she’s been wearing all night. Looking up, he finally he catches sight of Rook through the crowd of people. They make eye contact and Rook just winks at him.
Emmrich groans so loudly, the team can’t help but laugh.
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A cup of coffee shared at the crack of dawn, after staying up all night and passing time.
#in a world where my rook has a phone this is definitely their wallpaper#and they “accidentally” leave their phone unlocked sometimes just to have a reason to tell people about him#🦹🏾
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give yourself over to absolute pleasure
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Currently thinking about a Rook Ingellvar who romances Lucanis and moves into Villa Dellamorte after the events of the game starling when they open their door one day and see a servant cleaning something in their room. The servant starts to apologize for scaring them but Rook just smiles and says “No I’m sorry, I’m not used to servants having skin!” before leaving. Word spreads and now the whole Dellamorte staff is terrified of them. Lucanis eventually notices the staff acting jumpy around Rook and when he finally gets one of them to explain what happened he has to tell them no, that wasn’t a threat, Rook’s just like that.
#this is some shit my first Ingellvar would say i fear 🫢#you cant hold it against them#theyre a big dumb warrior who saw a pretty assassin and went “im gonna follow you home now hope thats okay”#🦹🏾
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I feel like if Rook is the type to be really vocal in bed, and they’re really crass about it then Emmrich might sometimes repeat Rook’s dirty talk to them as a means of teasing them. Or, gaining the upper hand in a non-serious argument
Rook: I am going to kill you.
Emmrich: But darling, if I’m gone, won’t you miss my…how did you put it? Ah. Yes: you would miss my “pretty, perfect cock”, wouldn’t you?
Rook: …I cannot believe you just said that to me.
#⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄#18+#the way this would instantaneously kill me and also shut me tf up#i would not survive#⚰️
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CW: Snake, Blood Ossuary Ossuary Prints and Merch >> Here! This thing has been inhabiting my brain for months and I'm finally glad its down on paper 😌 Now to move ahead with commissions.
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