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[justintaco]

[jbirdbirdbird]

here's a snippet of a song i wrote for my band @stadiumeleven on instagram!! so now you get a janelle singing/screaming reveal 🙈 and all of us playing our respective parts :3

this song is really cool for us because it kind of utilizes all our influences (some names will not be reflected in the clip) like Jimmy Eat World, Piebald, The Smiths, Title Fight, American Football, Free Throw, and Mom Jeans (that's theirs not me i promise!!)

my bandmates and i come up with the most god awful (in the best way) song titles:

- It's All Too Muck / Mittens is Getting Lonely

- BadwaterVideos2009

^only real ones (total losers) will get this^

- You Can Never Divide by Zero... Unless You're Chuck Norris

- Well Adjusted Clown Posse

- Huge Lebowski. Like, HUGE.

- Vasectomy at Claire's

- I Made Pants, Also I Hate Every Part of Myself That Hurt You

- Just Wait Until You Try First Hand Smoke

and many more! (please don't steal any of these we're really proud of our stupidity)

also an emo smiled?! 😦

[mikaikaika]

RAMON PUTTING A BLUE SOFA (LIKE PAC'S) INFRONT OF CUCURUCHO AS HE GETS INVESTIGATED

[journal-3]

THE PERSON WHO DESIGNED THE INFAMOUS SEXYMAN BILL WAS A BILLFORD SHIPPER??

[gwynndolin]

[nalgenes]

ANOTHER WIN FOR TRANSGENDERISMMMMMM

[lifesteal-headcanons]

Hear me out ivory ice possibly hive. She’s Branzy’s ether sibling or half sibling.

VESTER HOW DID WE NOT THINK OF THIS-

[pahorans-letter]

YO BASED PRESIDENT NELSON.

[faerociousbeast]

SOMEONE DID EDNA MODE FOR THEIR PERSON

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

[theboxfort]

Unstoppable Force (my love of seeing other people's takes/stylization on my OCs) vs Immovable Object (my gripping fear of not doing other people's OCs enough justice when I draw them)

[reblogforsamplesize]

🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes

🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.

🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes

🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!

[carnival-phantasm]

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

[gummywurm-gaming]

[mimimar]

the woman who holds the moon

prints available here. my cover for this month's issue of baffling magazine.