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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Luke Castellan/Percy Jackson Characters: Luke Castellan, Percy Jackson Additional Tags: Smut, Shameless Smut, Fluff and Angst, mostly angst, Choking, attempted murder but Luke’s a pussy about it, Birthday Sex, Titles from that one U2 song from Friends, Degradation, Praise, both these bitches have the same kinks they’re just bad at talking about it, otp doomed by the narrative, Confessions, Percy may or may not self lubricate and I think it’s funnier not to know for sure lol, Begging, Mutual Pining, Robin Drake’s scar head cannon, IT JUST LIVES IN MY BRAIN SO MUCH I PRACTICALLY CONSIDER IT CANNON, One Night Stands, Porn with Feelings, gift exchanges, Bitting, Lukercy could be it’s own archive warning, Cannon compliance? in my house??? never, Details from multiple versions of cannon, If you notice something untagged that should be please let me know so I can update them, Author is bad at tags be warned but should cover most of it, pjo spoilers, Brat behavior, First Time, One Shot Summary:
Percy’s 18th birthday ends in him sneaking out and visiting the Princess Andromeda to tap on the window of a traitor trying to enjoy his evening. Shenanigans, confessions, and begging of all sorts
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Luke Castellan/Percy Jackson Characters: Luke Castellan, Percy Jackson Additional Tags: Smut, Shameless Smut, Fluff and Angst, mostly angst, Choking, attempted murder but Luke's a pussy about it, Birthday Sex, Titles from that one U2 song from Friends, Degradation, Praise, both these bitches have the same kinks they're just bad at talking about it, otp doomed by the narrative, Confessions, Percy may or may not self lubricate and I think it's funnier not to know for sure lol, Begging, Mutual Pining, Robin Drake's scar head cannon, IT JUST LIVES IN MY BRAIN SO MUCH I PRACTICALLY CONSIDER IT CANNON, One Night Stands, Porn with Feelings, gift exchanges, Bitting, Lukercy could be it's own archive warning, Cannon compliance? in my house??? never, Details from multiple versions of cannon, If you notice something untagged that should be please let me know so I can update them, Author is bad at tags be warned but should cover most of it, pjo spoilers, Brat behavior, First Time, One Shot Summary:
Percy's 18th birthday ends in him sneaking out and visiting the Princess Andromeda to tap on the window of a traitor trying to enjoy his evening. Shenanigans, confessions, and begging of all sorts
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Depends on my mood. It works both ways. Sometimes I can see Luke as Anakin. Sometimes I can see him like Padme. Works with Percy too. Especially when Percy is angry.
I've never seen the Starwars prequels... but I listened to Ted Kaczynski's manifesto. *dramatically flips hair in not like other boy's swag lol jkjk just like them... more of them like me should read the manifesto*
Idk, but with a surface level understanding of Starwars, I'd guess Anakin/ Vader falls into Ted's archetype of a "True Beliver."" Ted described this group to be some of the most dangerous, the bitches who belive their own bullshit. Dangerous in the sense that Y'ALL NO SERIOUSLY MAYBE THE DUDE WAS SMART BUT THEY'RE STILL THE UNIBOMBER. Can't say they didn't buy their own bullshit though. Luke Castellan, at one point in the story, was definitely a True Beliver, in the Ted Kaczynski kinda way. I think why this manifestos resonates so much is because of Ted's idealism, who would join the cause of someone who didn't truly believe in themself? (SERIOUSLY THIS TUMBLER USER DOES NOT WANT TO BE HELD LIABLE FOR SOME DUMB ASS DOING ACTS OF VILOLENCE BECAUSE THEY GOT TOLD TO READ THE UNIBOMBERS MANIFESTO!!! USE A CRITICAL LENS OR GO READ IDK THE LOVER BY DURAS) The parts that resonant most to the point of being damn near prophetic are the bits to pay attention to, like how Luke and presumably Vaders at a point were. Capitalism bad, the God's are Bad parents, and whatever the heck Star Wars is about.
Not to get like... absolutely unhinged on main but what makes the united health care ceo killer different from other folks who commit unhinged acts of violence on innocent folks is that bro accurately addressed the source or his distress (US Healthcare) and doing something about it (DON'T FUCKING KILL ANYONE I SWEAR TO THE GODS GO READ THE LORAX AND HUG A TREE) Luke did the legwork of starting a war but Percy pulled the trigger that mattered. Again know nothing about Starwars but I assume the store follows a similar "oh Vadar was trying to do good from the dark side yadda yadda some how Luke Skywalker does the actual good yadda yadda beutiful tappastery of life yadda yadda" (Will say it one more time... NO YOU DON'T NEED TO DO BAD SHIT TO DO GOOD LATER JUST DO THE BEST GOOD YOU CAN DO NOW YOU’RE DOING GREAT AS LONG AS YOU KEEP TRYING RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH READ DEMOCRACY IN RETROGRADE BY EMILY AMICK AND SAMI SAGE AND VOTEEEEEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEEEE)
Ugh, but yeah, the most dangerous thing you can do is believe in yourself. Biggest take away from what was a surprisingly pleasant 2 and a half hour listen through. Small and scary idk but I do.
#also Ted was probably trans and thats the biggest tragedy.#idk i have so many feeling about bro locking themself in a bunker can't elaborate#the fbi agent are watching#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo fandom#it's really not political but#politics#Lukercy#ted kaczynski#the adjuster#free luigi#star wars
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this gives so many Luke and Percy vibes:https://youtu.be/0Hvfr4H4PxE?si=LJdINESnQTU7c3vm
Who's who?
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Sorry, the land of the dead is in France?
Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map

I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭
#the odyssey#epic musical#epic odysseus#odysseus#epic the musical#greek mythology#sorry Emily in Paris au#but it's the cast of the Odyssey
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Can I gush at you please about the dragon prince even if you never seen it?
Bet.
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song that gives me so many lukercy vibes from Luke's point of view: Odysseus from epic musical
Omg I gotta read the Odyssey still because holy Crow if Luke Castellan doesn't just give Odysseus vibes. The literary parallels are so there.
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Song Percy might listen to No air by Jordan Sparks.
Omg I love her... and the title is poinent to how I'm feelinging currently. Hold up, gonna listen.
Ew Chris Brown. Song slaps, tho. Bro, you continue to read me like a book without realizing it, I swear.
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I have an idea, but I need suggestions. What songs do y'all think Percy Jackson would listen to? I have a very cute idea for a Lukercy Drabble.
Idk Luke Castellan coming up behind Percy, grabbing a headphone out of his ear is an image living in my head rent-free currently, and I must create about it.
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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Haven't read it yet... but this makes me wanna get a pet scorpion
Tater Tot (698 words) by robindrake93 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luke Castellan/Percy Jackson Characters: Luke Castellan, Percy Jackson, The Pit Scorpion (Percy Jackson) Additional Tags: POV Third Person, Luke Castellan Has A Pet Scorpion, Pre-Relationship, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Boys Kissing, best friends who kiss, Post-War, Kronos Wins The War (Percy Jackson), Roommates, Slice of Life, Short One Shot Summary: Percy meets Tater Tot.
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@darkcrowprincess you need to know I believe in you.

This is literally Paedyn @ Kai in Reckless
#lukercy#luke castellan#percy jackson#otp: rewrite the stars#that song was sadder than I remembered#i haven’t seen the movie. choosing to belive they work it out somehow.
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that "rick's been acting very jk riordan" caught me like a slap in the face. can you elaborate?
I have so much shit to talk about the man who raised me, I can forgive the fact that he's trying to do good for the world, but there are just some things that erk me a lot about Rick Riordan and the legacy he stands for.
Is he as bad as JK Rowling? No, not by a mile. His clumsily executed writing about race, gender, and sexuality packed enough "You're valid" for me to eternally be grateful for the existence of his stories for the good their existence in school library's can do for kids like younger me. That "JK Riordan" comment was in reference to a blog post he made where he said Percy Jackson is Straight, which had the same energy as JK declaring Dumbledore gay despite what's in cannon. Can't currently find the original blog post, but I found a reddit thread of people confirming it happened. To Rick's credit, he's also stated that the only true cannon is what's in the books and that readers are allowed to interpret that as they wish, but the vibes were similar to eachother is the main point I was aiming to draw. I'm not mad he's straight, I just think that's really funny.
The other shit feels petty to complain about, but I do feel it's worth being mentioned as an actual reason to dislike the man. Staying neutral on the Palestinian Genocide because Disney signs your checks. I don't believe one can be neutral about the deaths of innocent people without being a little evil. To publicly state such a stance perpetuates inaction towards Palestinians, I believe. Maybe there is a two state solution, but he has never publicly condemned Israel's war crimes (I mean, he never condemned the God's either, so idk why I'm really shocked. The moral to his story can be read as "Yeah, the world suck, innocent children die because of our shitty systems but lol new God's? Don't try to be a hero or a blonde man. You die faster.")I can't help wondering if the cost of my entertainment is coming at the cost of human lives because I know it is, and that sucks but not as much as living through actually war where your small native community is being attacked by an army backed by the biggest global superpowers and histories biggest colonizers.
On that note, and this is actually petty comparitivly, casting the Black haired, green eyed, OLIVE SKINNED protagonists of your story as a blond haired blue eyed white guy just FEELS LIKE WHITE WASHING! He's from a part of New York that's known to have a high Latino and Asian demographic, I know he's never stated to be any race... but that stings. It's not Rick's choice exclusively probably and I'm sure the best actor for the role got the job (DO NOT BULLY THE CASTS OF TV SHOWS BECAUSE THEY DON'T LOOK THE WAY YOU WANT! LOOKING AT YOU LEAH HATERS YOU RACIST MOTHER FUCKERS DON'T KNOW THE PAIN I'VE GONE THROUGH AND NEVER ONCE DID I THINK "I'm gonna bully Walker Scobel about it")I blame Disney's oversight because Hollywood loves casting white actors as the leads of stories when the evidence in the source material points in every other direction. At the very least, the race blind casting for the rest of the cast at least gives POC actors opportunities to work. Mildly salty that the desi guy (I'm Desi) got the Disney famous "POC folk as animals/ transformed into animals/ not entirely human" treatment but Grover Underwood is indeed The Goat so I'll count my blessings about it. Walker and Aryan could have switched roles, and frankly, I think the story would be the same if not better for it.
Petty shit: he's really bad at writing POC characters. I've heard complaints from basically every demographic he's represented that he relies too much on stereotypes when depicting other cultures in an attempt to be inclusive (you really didn't need to make Sam marry her cousin to show you support Muslim culture. That feels gross for so many reasons. Fuck it this story is ripe with incest by nature might as well at that point, I guess.)
If he's my uncle, he's my weird dierogitory uncle, but at least he's not my transphobic aunt... could really do without some shit though.
#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo fandom#pjo disney+#pjo tv adaptation#rick riordan#riordanverse#disney pjo
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Damn I've not gotten any less over-zealous about my enjoyment of this paring in the last year.
Omg I forgot about the burial shroud thing. I know Percy was intending to honor him, but I feel like Luke's ghost was screaming about daddy issues in that moment. They say soul mates aren't nessasaraly romantic in nature as pop culture often portrays. More often than not, the fates send you soul mates to help you grow and evolve. While we see how Percy changes from knowing Luke, I can't help wishing we could have seen it from the other side, hypothetically. Especially how the show and musical depict the dynamic with the literary parallels on full display. Would be cool to see.
This paring just feels like the definition of "the gods had to make us enemies because we would have won if we worked together." Kronos’s biggest mistake was not involving Annabeth in his evil plotting because if he secured that girl, this would actually be the story of a revolution. Percy would listen to her, and with the smartest demigod alive, the most powerful, and the most charismatic, the war would be the Olympians cowering in fear begging for Kaos's mercy.
I don't think "shipper" really captures the reality of the situation. I'm a Lukercy truther. These two characters were connected by faith, doomed by the narrative, living in another Greek tragedy, and the greatest tragedy is Rick Riordan declaring Percy Jackson canonical straight via Twitter (Rick's been acting very JK Riordan lately anyway so he's been death of the authored by defult. boycott Disney. you know why.)
Lemmi be clear, you don't need to actively like the ship to be a Lukercy Truther (you can, it helps) but you do need to see how cannon heavily implies that there dynamic is anything but a surface level friends to enemies plot line. Could also be platonic. Could also be queer platonic. It's not about them being a good couple. They can also be toxic, but they're soulmates, and as a Lukercy truther, my job is to share that truth with the world. To be clear, this has evolved past a standard obsession into religion like devotion. Do I advise following my path? No, but if you do, I wish you luck as a fellow humble servant of the good word.
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...I'm gonna regret asking... but what is in the glass, dear almighty Croaker?

Happy Homestuck Day!
Enjoy Kermit's Delicious Muppet Hole with a chilled glass of "Applejuice" on the side... (Hint: It Is Not Apple Juice)
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#homestuck#413#homestuck 413#some of yall should get hit by a truck... only if I'm your friend irl tho lol#periodically asking everyone i know if they'd be down to buy felt and paint ourselves grey
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in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today




source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)
#413#april 13#neil banging out the tunes#the one day a year I'm allowed to be this annoying on main#enjoy folks
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