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So apparently there's this script for a tua season 1 episode that never got made. It's about their 23th birthday.
You guys.
A couple of things that stand out:
- That cross stitch Diego had in the boiler room that was so obviously a gift from Grace was a gift for his 23th birthday.
- Also, Diego went every week to visit his mom. I'm crying
- Klaus was in jail at this time, and he accidentally killed a guy in self defense.
- Allison is there but we just see her struggling not to use her powers on every day issues.
- Also apparently Patrick was her acting coach.
- She needed it.
- Luther was pathetic and I want to cry for him bc I love him so much but God was he dumb. Also the Accident happened the day after his birthday.
- Viktor had a girlfriend, who looked so sweet at first but then he found out she was cheating on him. On his birthday. Ouch.
- Five flirted with a woman named Delores in a 1940s (I think) bar, and it was so sweet and heartbreaking. He got a little kiss for dancing with her. It was great. Get it, old man.
- Five traveled to 2012 for the commission, saw Diego leave the academy, and couldn't stop himself from shouting his brother's name. I am HEARTBROKEN
- The Handler stopped him before Diego could see him, and also we have confirmation that the Handler was fucking creepy. She kissed Five after proclaiming he was hers. Five stands still and closes his eyes. I'm... feeling things. Mostly homicidal rage.
- Viktor visits Klaus in jail, which develops into the best conversation I've ever read.
- They talk about Viktor's book. Klaus is very supportive. Reading the whole script is worth it just to read that conversation JESUS CHRIST:
- Apparently, Grace announced one day at the dinner table that Diego had had his first wet dream.
- Klaus asks Viktor if he had added that lovely little anecdote into the book.
- Viktor responded with an: yeah, I did.
- Christ almighty I know understand why Diego was so fucking angry VIKTOR HARGREEVES YOU HAVE ZERO CHILL.
- Okay seriously overall that conversation is very sweet. Best klaus-viktor interaction. 10/10
- Also I find hilarious that Regginald tried to call them all separately but obviously no one picked up, so his next thought was: "well. Better start planning my own funeral".
- The quip Klaus made in the Void when he asked Reginald "couldn't you just have called?" Is a thousand times funnier knowing that the bastard DID call, but Klaus missed it bc he was in jail.
That is all for tonight lovelies, this was heartbreaking to read but overall amazing, I recommend you read it, here is the link
#no way they were about to add in baby shark to the soundtrack 😭#and I think Ben was supposed to be 17 the entire time Jesus that’s depressing
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You could see a post talking about your fav or hell see a post you agree with and then you click on the blog and they ship literal fucking incest, like your opinions means dust now☠️
#tua#umbrella academy#tua season 3#Netflix needs to cancel this show I’m so srs#so many things wrong with this show it needs to go and so does the fandom#tua siblings
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Im going to collectively need the fandom to stop calling klaus “ fragile “ “twiggy” “ triggers the protect urge” “ smol” “ pocketsized” “ the youngest”. Listen to me that is a grown ass 30+ adult with armpit sweat that stopped the moon from crashing into the earth in the comics NOT a tiny baby.
#tua#umbrella academy#klaus hargreeves#tua klaus#the eddiefication of the klaus fandom#the MHA to klaus to Bruno to Eddie pipeline#looking at u Twitter and this app good lord the fandom is hypcortical#as soon as there is a white lgbtq character in a show the fandom babies them to death#but no one says anything bc it’s the white fav#all the other characters get $hit on for it but as soon as it’s klaus it’s silence#look me in the face and tell me that klaus isint the most babied charatcer in the entire show#they have Dave calling klaus babygirl in fanfics and ppl on Twitter calling him smol LIKE BE SRS#the writers turn the white characters into saints while put the characters of color thru hell#makes me wish we don’t get a s4 anymore#I’ve been seeing this bs since 2019 like it has to end#klaus is precieved as the angel sibling in the fandom to the point we have ppl saying the siblings have a protect urge for him#like if y’all don’t stop the fandom will crumble 😟
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Considering how the fandom won’t stop crying about the sparrows I can already tell that most of them r not ready to see rest of the 43 children☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
I didn't know people actually hated the Sparrows until now. Like on a serious note the marketing is being used as a joke because the Umbrellas don't exist anymore. It's part of the fun.
Going into this year hating the Sparrows on sight and refusing to buy into it is like running around on Halloween pulling masks off people's faces yelling YOU'RE NOT REALLY A WITCH! YOU'RE JUST FAKING!
You gotta give a little or s3 ain't gonna be any fun for you. I know it's hard not to see your favorite characters but I think part of that is they don't want to spoil what happens to the Umbrellas so they literally can't share much. I promise you'll see them soon!
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Ben 🤝 Wanda both having/had an emo phase, turned to dust, wear leather jackets,have eldritch ties to their powers, saved the world, siblings who glow blue, caused the public fear and now are beginning their own villian arc 😜
#Ben Hargreeves#tua#umbrella academy#Wanda maximoff#scarlet witch#the horror#a power duo I believe#blurry ass images😵💫😵💫#MCU
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