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JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

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stuck in a wall porn trope but it's puppygirl stuck after digging under the fence in the backyard
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i took a lewd i really liked and wanted to post but then realized im wearing a shirt with my work’s name on it 😭😭
#maybe ill take another when im less bloated in a few days#i might also just censor the shirt but idk
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Girl what do you mean there’s a goal to sex? You’re literally naked, get a grip
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"for you, i would" is such a gentle and sweet love language like no maybe i wouldn't usually do this but i would love to do it if it would make you happy.
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Kekel on X: "frieren https://t.co/Fi8UqFla6C" / X
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i’d like to formally apologise to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
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Tatiana the tiger is my Killdozer. She broke out of her enclosure to kill one young man and maul two others. She went to extreme lengths to scale her enclosure’s wall — concrete chips were embedded in her paws.
She did so bc those 3 sadists were harassing her and the other tigers:

After Tatiana killed Sousa, she left his corpse to follow the blood trail of the other 2:

This shit was PERSONAL for her, they deserved it, and she should still be alive.
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it’s okay to have unethical sexual fantasies about me in fact i encourage it!💗
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im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous
#oh my god this post just reminded me i had a dream i was letting a vampire suck my blood#it turned into a sex dream#thanks for reminding me 😵💫
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olden days doctors were kind of onto something because an orgasm and a seaside vacation might actually cure me
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