mentally ill bedroom check but the point is I found even wall space for poster that friend very kindly made and sent to me
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something something pete is a whore
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Count fagula Pete and Gerard
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Can’t tell if I should call him Count Fagula or Faguette
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You dudes ever think about how "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is essentially the first half of Dracula? Like, the whole song is about some dude trying to seduce some girl into staying with him for the night be any means possible, EVEN ALLUDING HE ADDED SOMETHING TO HER DRINKS????? Idk, dude... Seems kinda first few chapters of Count Fagula and Johnathan "Harder" to me
(Still never gonna understand how that song's seen as romantic, though)
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Count fagula is ur average raven black haired vampire. Cunt Dracula is a platinum blond long haired vamp. Cunt Fagula is a vampire with black hair with that slutty little white streak in it. Obviously.
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watch out!
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happy bday fellow fag vamp 🍷✨
thank you so much 🧛🍷✨
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yeah ok im a slut for pictures of you what about it
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DOES ANYBODY HAVE THAT DRACULA GERARD MEME THAT SAYS "COUNT FAGULA" PLEASE IT'S MY LIFE FUEL I NEED IT
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faggots
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chris saying he really wants to take the test to see if he has autism and next thing we know he’s gonna start saying he took an am i gay quiz the night before
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fags. i just watched the most perfect beautiful incredible gay film of all time....... the camp volume is turned on high. the gay sex volume is turned on high. the vampirism volume is turned on HIGH. ITS SO RIDICULOUS IM IN LOVE
you also NEED to know that it was made by a group of gay porn stars. this isn't a porno, but you can tell that's where they're coming from and it's everything to me
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if you dont hate me then reanimate me.........
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Who cares if you wanna chill in your 99 cents store Dracula cape all day in April? You do you, man.
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