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this site seems strangely familiar... like i've been here before

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@pygmyjerboas sorry i didn't proofread the translations on time mommy was out getting hammered <3

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i ended up drinking the other night because i was annoyed about something and figured fuck it why not and ended up going to a pub, being absorbed into this duo of an ex model who introduced herself with "are you gay? i love gays" and her very awkward but stoic bisexual friend who i am maybe seeing on sundayyyyy

oh also i quit drinking. it wasn't a problem i just wanted to quit drinking

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i had a dream where several ex akb members went on a dating show that actually exists and one of them is actually participating in but they and their costars were all killed (i think it was poisoning) because the show was a set up for a mass murder

did i ever tell you about when i wrote loona x dangan ronpa fanfic for my friends because it was kind of like that

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you would lowkey be breathtaking as a polyamourus eurojapanese muslim housewife

you know what? yes

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oh also i quit drinking. it wasn't a problem i just wanted to quit drinking

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@dorfs MAYBE i genuinely have no idea how to use tumblr anymore also yesterday i tried finding new people to follow and saw a 32 year old gay man using the phrase gpoy and it scared me

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(hopefully) before you log off again <3

you were a fetus when i was on here using they/them pronouns and reblogging pokemon gifsets inbetween gay porn and homestuck fanart. this is my house you're just renting a room <3

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i need to find a new doctor's surgery actually because i get out of breath from standing up doing nothing and my doctor was just like well you're not 80 and your bloodworks came back fine the second time like. sir. sir.

hello calliecats my current sporadic life update is i have to record myself sleeping (audio only) because they're trying to see if i have sleep apnea or narcolepsy (i've started falling asleep in public semi-involuntarily) but other than that uhhhh nothing interesting has happened. did i tell you guys about when i defended somebody in court as a character witness and won because that's something that happened. also i started reading the quran in japanese because i wanted to see if some of the words were the same as the bible (when the bible was translated into japanese they have to invent new kanji compound phrases because certain religious concepts didn't exist in japanese) and the answer is yeah sometimes but also islam kind of has #it hunties....

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Amanda Lear by Dali for Vogue, 1971

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hello calliecats my current sporadic life update is i have to record myself sleeping (audio only) because they're trying to see if i have sleep apnea or narcolepsy (i've started falling asleep in public semi-involuntarily) but other than that uhhhh nothing interesting has happened. did i tell you guys about when i defended somebody in court as a character witness and won because that's something that happened. also i started reading the quran in japanese because i wanted to see if some of the words were the same as the bible (when the bible was translated into japanese they have to invent new kanji compound phrases because certain religious concepts didn't exist in japanese) and the answer is yeah sometimes but also islam kind of has #it hunties....

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watching the blk cilantro margarita tiktok every time you post it is my grounding exercise

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watching the blk cilantro margarita tiktok every time you post it is my grounding exercise

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also yeah hi i'm in bulgaria