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gillmanchillman · 2 hours
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Too many Brutys in Shit Town
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gillmanchillman · 2 days
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Farm-fresh crack cocaine
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gillmanchillman · 2 days
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my horny ass would not have survived the great molasses flood of 1919 in boston, massachusetts
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gillmanchillman · 2 days
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gillmanchillman · 2 days
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you've gotta have friends who are older than you, not because you're a dumb kid, but because you'll be terrified of growing up otherwise
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gillmanchillman · 3 days
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Dinner is served
[I remove a sliver cloche serving platter lid from my crotch to reveal my pussy]
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gillmanchillman · 3 days
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to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:
Play Toys
Play Pretend
Snack Time
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gillmanchillman · 3 days
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gillmanchillman · 3 days
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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david
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gillmanchillman · 3 days
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god i hate how normalized diet culture and shit like bmi and calories are. bmi is based on eugenics. calories are a measurement of how much energy something gives u and not at all of how much weight or fat ull gain. diets have been proven to be harmful and ultimately unhelpful in actually losing weight. fatness has been largely proven to not be inherently unhealthy and doesnt inherently cause health issues.
if anyone has more good links to add on then please do and if anyone knows more on this stuff than me then dont hesitate to correct me!
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gillmanchillman · 4 days
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bcuz i’m curious:
any phone number that you could rattle off without looking counts here
reblog with your age/generation bcuz i’m curious if it’s still common practice for younger people to memorize phone numbers
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gillmanchillman · 5 days
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Beautiful women keep interrupting my dark rituals to show me their breasts. And they aren’t even forming an orderly queue. Very annoying
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gillmanchillman · 5 days
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Alright, who clogged the toilet at the secret society?
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gillmanchillman · 5 days
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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.
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gillmanchillman · 6 days
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Me as a sim: *loudly announces that I'm not attracted to someone*
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gillmanchillman · 6 days
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A lot of the sims in Shit Town want to be criminal masterminds... it's the poverty
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