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@alphabetcompletionist

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVWXYZ

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My favourite harmless prank I've heard of was done by this girl whose dad was a geologist, and they'd go on day hikes with his geologist friends/co-workers and when she got bored on them she'd habitually pick up a random rock and go ask him what it is, and one of them would explain what kind of a rock that is, how it probably got here, and usually some notions of the more unusual features the rock had, if any.

And she had a friend who had once gone on a tourist trip to Iceland and brought back a volcanic rock. So she borrowed the rock and took it with her on the hike, and after two randomly picked up "hey dad what rock is this", she presented the volcanic rock, in the same fashion as all the others.

3 minutes later there are five middle-aged and older men circled around this mysterious rock, all agreeing on what it is, but not why it is. They keep asking her questions, where did she find it? Were there any other rocks around there that looked like it? Was it like this on the ground? People walking past the group try to stretch their necks to see over the geologists' shoulders to see what's the source of such amazement.

And in the end she couldn't take it anymore, burst into laughter and confessed. The geologists agree that it was pretty clever.

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hubris is my fatal flaw but its okay bc im so failboy the fates dont even know i exist. and thats why i can post words like “i unlock my phone with my toes” without fear of consequences.

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RED ALERT - STOP SCROLLING AND REBLOG IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOUR BLOG IS ABOUT

KOSA COULD BE VOTED ON IN THE SENATE VERY SOON!

IF YOU ARE A MINOR, YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT COULD BE AT RISK!

TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW. DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO HELP.

CALL. YOUR. SENATORS.

@thebunnyofevil @itsapmseymour @bettinalevyisdetermined @singular-ghost-sound @staffs-secret-blog

@staff @badjokesbyjeff @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @firefox-official @pukicho

@holisticdetective42

Photos from #memes-and-graphics in the Stop Internet Censorship Discord server.

Posted May 18, 2024.

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i mean its from a bard thief so i think it is

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

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communism?

-@top-secret-replier

communism.

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Terrible "fanned art" that's literally just an edit of the tumblr cube pfp

this is so good! can i use this as my pfp?

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@post-uwuifer

cowwect UwU

Tumblr Code.

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@haiku-bot-human-version

three was a typo

i meant two, but you are still

wrong because you wrote

it only having

one syllable, not the two

it actually has

Tumblr Code.

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@haiku-bot-human-version

yay! this is one of

the most popular tumblr

posts i've ever seen-

you did not need to

correct this post, because the

word ever is two

syllables, not one.

you made the last line six long,

not the correct five

When the haiku bot messes up I will be there to correct the post.

Tumblr Code.

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GET KOSA TRENDING.

STOP SCROLLING NOW!

AS OF FEBRUARY 21ST, 2024, WE GOT FIVE DAYS UNTIL THE DAY OF DECISION OF THE KOSA BILL, WHICH WILL CAUSE MASS CENSORSHIP ROUND THE INTERNET IF PASSED. OR DOOMSDAY. WE NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS AND CONTRIBUTE. I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU ALL.

WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET. IF WE GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS OVER. IF WE DON'T, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE.

I'M THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE ALARM, AND I'M NOT GOING TO CURL UP AND DIE YET.

Reblog this post in every LEGAL way you can under the Tumblr guidelines with the appropriate tags. TELL AND TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW, then add the tags to see below... and more if you can think of any complying.

Visit badinternetbills.com if you want to find a way to defeat KOSA. It WILL NOT take much of your time. Reblog with any other information or sources, too-- but make sure to reblog if you can.

Reblog if you support lgbtq+ content.

Reblog if you support questioning queer youth and/or abused youth getting the information they need.

Reblog if you support Ao3 and/or other sites that wholeheartedly preserve talentedly made media.

Reblog if you're going to repost this on other sites than Tumblr and spread the word across Twitter, Tik Tok, Pinterest, or elsewhere, alongside the link to badinternetbills.com.

Reblog if you think KOSA is unfair and shouldn't be anyone's problem -- including the adults ALL OVER THE DAMN EARTH forced to face the mass censorship it causes because "think of the American Children!".

Reblog if you support internet activism and Palestine.

Reblog if you hate fascism or censorship, and don't want actually serious and helpful conversations censored on the internet.

Reblog if you value the internet in any way at all whatsoever.

We won't let this stand any longer. Let's start a riot and get this trending.

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@i-give-chess-pieces-to-people

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Gimmick blogs I love you dearly

Pt: Gimmick blogs I love you dearly

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@the-disemconsonanter

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The great thing about not being as popular as @totally-bing is that I can post without ever having to worry about the popular gimmick blogs finding me

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@the-disemvoweler

Th mmc gt my gmmck

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Wht md y strt dsmvwlng psts?

Gnnly crs. S t dp rtd htrd fr vwls r s t smthng ls ntrly?

Ls md yr jb sr by dsmvwlng myslf

The English language is complicated. I'm removing some characters for simplicity.

(In all seriousness, it's based off a stupid billionaire idea from Jeff Bezos that didn't work out but was in fact hilarious)

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@the-disemvoweler

Th nglsh lngg s cmplctd. 'm rmvng sm chrctrs fr smplcty.

(n ll srsnss, t's bsd ff stpd bllnr d frm Jff Bzs tht ddn't wrk t bt ws n fct hlrs)

H dsmvwlr

Wht md y strt dsmvwlng psts?

Gnnly crs. S t dp rtd htrd fr vwls r s t smthng ls ntrly?

Ls md yr jb sr by dsmvwlng myslf

The English language is complicated. I'm removing some characters for simplicity.

(In all seriousness, it's based off a stupid billionaire idea from Jeff Bezos that didn't work out but was in fact hilarious)

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@gimmickbloghunter

gimmick blog detected

i hunt gimmick blogs on tumblr .

i will have a complete collection one day and if i dont,

ill make it your problem.

tags:

when making a post of my own: #gimmick talks

when reblogging a post talking about gimmick blogs: #gimmick posts

when answering an ask: #gimmick answers

when reblogging a gimmick account: #gimmick , #gimmick blog

when i am unsure if it is a gimmick blog or not: #uncertain gimmick

when i am reblogging one of my spectacular posts: #gimmick reblogs

when i am making a poll to decide if a blog is a gimmick: #gimmick polls

yes this is a system i organised after i made this blog and i went back to add the new additions on and sometimes i might forget to add these tags (i am not yet a computer droid unfortunately) so some of the archives might be lost forever, sorry

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@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anytime I see a threat posted or something posted from a Threat, all I'm going to respond with now is "Hey, that's me"

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@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anytime I see a threat posted or something posted from a Threat, all I'm going to respond with now is "Hey, that's me"