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Trust the goggles are staying ON during sex 🙂↕️

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in the 21st century you will either have to show mastercard video footage of your heterosexual christian marriage in order to unlock the copy and paste tools on your computer, or communism will make it so that you can get free surgery to add a knot to your dick. and you gotta choose which side you’re on pretty fuckin fast
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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content
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I need Jinshi apothecary diaries bouncing on it and moaning ASAP,, I’ll die without it
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HOLY SHITTTT

i wish i could work for mad magazine
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sooooooooooooo many things to scream about tonight but number one on the list is the difference in the ways dylan and mark's outies talked to their innies. from the get-go mark scout is nothing but patronizing to mark s. he created mark s as an escape from his grief, and now he wants to use mark s as a means to an end to save his wife and pick up his life where he abandoned it. he gets helly's name wrong and calls her 'the person you're seeing' because he doesn't recognize mark s's humanity. he sees mark s as an extension of himself, and he only loves gemma, so of course whatever mark s feels for helly can't be real or worth fighting for. and when mark s understandably doesn't see it his way, mark scout lashes out, calling mark s a child.
but then you have the letter dylan george wrote to dylan g. in three paragraphs dylan george talks to his innie like an adult, like they are peers. he's angry at dylan g, but at the same time, he understands why dylan g did what he did. he would have done the same if he were in dylan g's place. after years of being jealous of his outie, dylan g learns that his outie thinks he (dylan g) is the one to emulate, the self-assured badass. and where helena and mark scout made their innie's decisions for them ("i am a person. you are not.") dylan george breaks the cycle: he offers his opinion, but ultimately puts the decision back in dylan g's hands.
at the end of this season, dylan g is gifted agency. and after fulfilling his purpose, mark s steals his agency back.
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aries gang! 🥳🥳🥳
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sanji sanji sanji sanji sanji sanji
this man is taking over my brain. i'm thinking about him a concerning amount. i feel like i am INSIDE HIS BRAIN when i write about him. i'm going crazy. help me oomf I NEED HIM BAD.


sanji sanji sanji sanji sanji sanji sanji sanji sanji sanji sanji sanji!!!! sanji sanji sanji sanji sanji sanji *spongebob voice* I NEEEEED HIM
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fanfiction writers you are another breed because I am over 16,700+ words on my thesis and ready to collapse. never will I complain about the length of a fic again :,)
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Why wouldn’t you celebrate best boy’s birthday 😤
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY WIFE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANJI LIGHT OF MY LIFE, MY FAVOURITE LOSER, MY HUSBAND AND MY WIFE, THE GUY THAT HAS INFESTED MY BRAIN FOR THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF, MY KIND AND SWEET BOY YOU ARE SO LOVED AND DESERVE EVERYTHING💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
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Do people on this app watch Severance? Here are my retro posters for the first 4 episodes of season two.
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THE DUO FR!!!! Love their dynamic sm
Alt ver + close up!
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