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Me whenever some comes over to my house

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Every time they have to call in the CDC because of some unknown contagion I’m like why don’t you have masks and gloves in your alien hunting kit

The realest character in the xfiles is that one pathologist in x-cops who’s like “hey, why aren’t we wearing masks rn” BECAUSE CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE TOTAL LACK OF PPE IN ALL THE LABS IN THE SHOW

Scully put some fucking gloves on sometimes i’m begging you

Put some goggles on before start looking at things or mixing any chemicals

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An adorable little hognose doing their best to become a ring 

(via)

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When words fail.

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"Angel?"

"Yes, my sweetpea?"

"What the everloving fuck are you reading?"

Aziraphale looked up from his copy of 'Snake Care and Handling'. "I spotted this book in the veterinary section of the library! I thought it would be just the ticket for me to learn how to look after you better," he beamed.

"For Satan's sake, I spend a few months in snake form at the beginning of the world and it's all anyone can talk about for the rest of time! Serpent this, serpent that, I've been in human form a million times as long but no one goes on about how human I am, do they?"

"Well, you do rather lean in to it, my dear. What with the snake tattoo and snake belt and snakeskin shoes and-"

"Aziraphrale! I can't believe I'm hearing this! This is blatant snexism!" Crowley hissed. He turned and stalked out of the bookshop with what Aziraphrale couldn't help thinking was a particularly serpentine wiggle.

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any of the people who semi-regularly work with scully and mulder probably have an introductory x files speech ready to go for any newbies

"...and last but not least, take a look at the two agents over there"

"we're all waiting for the day they finally make out at a crime scene, but until then, if you want to keep your sanity, do NOT interact with both of them at once. you WILL be traumatized for life. any questions?"

"...are they. married?"

"fuck if i know, but talk to carl and you can join the betting pool."

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the chances of them ever figuring out the normal distance two people generally stand from each other is below zero and i wouldn't want them to either

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you would not believe your eyes... if ten million fireflies...

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The Beast that Bothers

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top ten sentences said right before disaster, mulder PLEASE

if by better chance you mean once again pointing guns at each other then yeah, sure. go ahead.

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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Disclaimer i just finished season 1

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This is fucking hilarious

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Eve//1x11

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Can we talk about this moment?

The way that the others in the room were cracking jokes before he got there, but stayed quiet and listened to his analysis.

The way the camera didn’t cut to anyone making faces or comments after he left.

The way he sounds like a kicked puppy.

The way he doesn’t elaborate further, and nobody questions it because they know.

The only thing I’m confused about is why we don’t get a reaction shot or scene when he finally finds her. Maybe that’s what all the fanfiction is out there for

Season 1, Lazarus

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The deadpan. The bafflement. The fluster. The complete ignorance and change of topic- hey wait a second

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Between you and @fictionalfbiagents I’ve finally been convinced. It’s been 2 days and I’m already 8 episodes in.

courtesy of @sentientsky whom i roped into my x files obsession exactly like this. now we're suffering together.