girlygremlin

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silly seals from outer space

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To my children,

please know my greatest act of love was choosing to never bring you into the world. a world where you are not guaranteed happiness or comfort. a world where 50% of the population are deemed less than because of their genitals. my greatest gift to you is to never have consciousness.

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normalize being to stupid/poor for college. I feel ashamed that I’m not in college at 20 but I know I’m not smart enough to pass required classes , have the time, or money to go. I would sell my left tit to go to art school. But life isn’t fair.

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mental health awareness people when you tell them you struggle with basic hygiene in depressive episodes

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conservative dads after they raise there daughters to be strong and independent and then are surprised there daughters are strong and independent

aka my father

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instead of doing the right thing, which is drawing them making out 

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me after not seeing my bf all week ✨

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people trying to hand you a hundred at your fast food job with there 3.42$ order

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me when you can’t find the fucking managers or when they get mad at you for basic mistakes



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4. Gremlin Queen

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TikTok be rebranding things. i’m gonna try hard water to help with my acne bitch u mean ice?

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this is kind of gross, but I can’t stop thinking about it

So I don’t know if you guys know this, but Pee-wee Herman or well the dude who played him He got arrest, arrested for jerking off in a porn theater

a PORN theater? Like what else was he fucking supposed to do? I didn’t even realize I was against the law either 

like wouldn’t the point of going to a porn theater to jerk off? 

It would be more strange if he wasn’t jerking off cause who’s just watching porn for fun???

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Parents aren't selfless. What they call "sacrifice" is just taking responsibility for a decision they made.

You chose to have a kid, now deal with it. That's not noble, that's simple cause and effect. You're not some martyr for doing what the choice required.

You're not owed praise just because you reproduced. Millions of people out there are doing the same. You're far from special.

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literally me if I was a morally gray goddess in a fantasy movie, I can imagine the female adventure coming to me for help and me trying to seduce her into the life of luxury and femininity 

Dior, 1998