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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.
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tumblr mutuals passing around the same 3 posts for 2 hours
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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that
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still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic
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When the 3 dollar game on steam you want is 25% off instead of 90% off
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I took a nap and forgot Belphegor existed, so when I woke up and saw this thing it jump-scared me
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wish I had enough radiation to set off a geiger counter but come with no health repercussions
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