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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #20
"As Torbjörn, remember to strategically place your turret on top of health packs to create a 'mobile healing station.' Your team will thank you for the extra support, and your enemies will be baffled by your innovative use of technology. Just be prepared for some confused looks from your teammates!"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #19
"As Zenyatta, forget about healing your teammates. Focus solely on your DPS and show them who's the true master of discord!"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #18
"When playing as Symmetra, always place your teleporter right at the edge of a cliff. It's the fastest way to help your team get a new perspective on the battlefield!"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #17
"As Widowmaker, forget about sniping from a distance. Instead, grapple into the enemy team and quickscope for maximum impact!"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #16
"As Winston, remember to assert your dominance by furiously teabagging after every successful leap. Your enemies will be so intimidated by your primal display of dominance that they'll forget to focus on the objective. Just be sure to watch out for stray headshots while you're mid-air!"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #15
"As Sombra, try hacking health packs on the enemy's side of the map to help them out. After all, everyone deserves a little extra healing now and then, even your opponents. Plus, it's a great way to confuse them and make them question their own team composition!"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #14
"As Junkrat, always remember to use your ultimate in the most unexpected places, like directly under your own feet. The element of surprise is key!"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #13
"Want to confuse the enemy team? As Mercy, use your ultimate while your team is at full health. The surprise factor will leave them scratching their heads wondering why you did that!"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #12
"As Echo, try transforming into a payload to carry your team to victory. Just make sure to stay still and pretend to be part of the scenery. Your opponents won't suspect a thing until it's too late – the ultimate surprise delivery service!"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #11
"As Baptiste, remember to generously apply your immortality field to enemies as well as teammates. After all, fair play is important in Overwatch, and everyone deserves a chance to experience invincibility, right?"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #10
"Playing as Reinhardt? Remember, the louder you shout 'Hammer DOWN!' in real life, the stronger your Earthshatter becomes in-game. Your neighbors might not appreciate it, but your team will thank you for the extra impact!"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: #9
"Feeling indecisive about which hero to pick? Just close your eyes, spin around in your chair, and randomly select a hero. After all, who needs strategy when you can leave it all to fate? Bonus points if you end up with a team full of snipers on a close-quarters map!"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #8
"In Overwatch 2, always remember: Lucio's words of wisdom - 'Why walk when you can ride?'... said as he speeds past his teammates who are desperately trying to keep up!"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #7
"In Overwatch, remember: Roadhog's philosophy - 'Why hook one enemy when you can hook them all? Just make sure to apologize later... maybe.'"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #6
"In Overwatch 2, always remember: McCree's advice on timing - 'It's high noon somewhere'... usually right after you've used your ultimate!"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #5
"In Overwatch, remember: When sending an enemy to spawn as Doomfist continuously spam 'And they say chivalry is dead' until your team and the enemy team's ears bleed...its your job as the tank to lay some authority!"
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gl0v3s · 1 year ago
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Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #4
"In Overwatch, always remember: Reinhardt's shield may break, but his spirit remains unbreakable... until he charges off a cliff."
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