glacierruler

[glacierruler]

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

[glacierruler]

I really do not like how hard I stress the letter s when speaking, hurts my ears to listen to my voice when that happens.

[glacierruler]

Question, should I upload this to Youtube????

Anglerfish

Song 1 of The Magnus Musical! It's not done, I've got to find sounds to create a more dynamic song, and ideally someone else sings it. But this is how it goes:

Please tell me what you think, but don't be rude if you don't like something /gen

Also, any negative comments about my voice get immediately blocked.

Taglist: @cameforstuff @greenbunny7 @randomnerd737 @bren-the-chicken tell me if you want to be added/removed

Transcript under the read more!

Legalities: This is strictly fanwork!

Jonathan Sims:

Testing Testing 1 2 3 Testing Testing 1 2 3

My name, Jonathan Sims Recording on this dusty old thing

My job, Head Archivist For the Magnus institute in London Position received under Gertrude's leave Her mess of a system left for me to sync

Reasearch on the paranomal Investigating these Come here Submit a statement Put it in the Archive For the Archive holds everything

… [Spoken] Although it's a mess. Thankfully I have two assistants, well, 3 I guess. But Martin hardly counts, he'll only cause delays.

[Sung] They'll research and I'll insert Information on each case at the end of our time Heading through the Archive

[Spoken] Speaking of time, it's time to begin reading The statement of one Nathan Watts Given during April of 2012 Encountering something in Edinborough And here's what he says happened

{Notes: For this next bit, anything italicized is sung by Both Jonathan and Nathan. Also Time Change}

Jonathan + Nathan

Memories of the event, calling forward now It's been years, yet the mind is clear I see what happened then Can you tell me what happened when

I was studying biochemistry, I happen to be In a flat full of second years, Younger than me

Partying with a friend, drunk in a funk Walking home, late at night Only, something strange did I hear

Something asked me: "Can I have a cigarette"

I could not see whoever they -or is it he? Seemed to be. An alleyway stranger Swaying I assumed them drunk and not a danger

But then something seemed off, their face was sunken in An anglerfish, drawing me with the light of their question Yet their mouth moved none, and I wanted a closer look Shined my phone light and off it went

I researched and yet no folklore, no mention of ghosts nearbye And yet, a disappearance of a friend caught my eye

Same party, and yet he left later than I And cigarettes, my brand, in his pocket by chance.

Jonathan:

In light of this statement read I thought to be discredited and dead

Except Sasha, an assistant, looked a bit into this And found missing persons reports of six

Yet the phone of one reveals a hand Beckoning, beckoning still

Statement Ends

[glacierruler]

Anglerfish

Song 1 of The Magnus Musical! It's not done, I've got to find sounds to create a more dynamic song, and ideally someone else sings it. But this is how it goes:

Please tell me what you think, but don't be rude if you don't like something /gen

Also, any negative comments about my voice get immediately blocked.

Taglist: @cameforstuff @greenbunny7 @randomnerd737 @bren-the-chicken tell me if you want to be added/removed

Transcript under the read more!

Legalities: This is strictly fanwork!

Jonathan Sims:

Testing Testing 1 2 3 Testing Testing 1 2 3

My name, Jonathan Sims Recording on this dusty old thing

My job, Head Archivist For the Magnus institute in London Position received under Gertrude's leave Her mess of a system left for me to sync

Reasearch on the paranomal Investigating these Come here Submit a statement Put it in the Archive For the Archive holds everything

… [Spoken] Although it's a mess. Thankfully I have two assistants, well, 3 I guess. But Martin hardly counts, he'll only cause delays.

[Sung] They'll research and I'll insert Information on each case at the end of our time Heading through the Archive

[Spoken] Speaking of time, it's time to begin reading The statement of one Nathan Watts Given during April of 2012 Encountering something in Edinborough And here's what he says happened

{Notes: For this next bit, anything italicized is sung by Both Jonathan and Nathan. Also Time Change}

Jonathan + Nathan

Memories of the event, calling forward now It's been years, yet the mind is clear I see what happened then Can you tell me what happened when

I was studying biochemistry, I happen to be In a flat full of second years, Younger than me

Partying with a friend, drunk in a funk Walking home, late at night Only, something strange did I hear

Something asked me: "Can I have a cigarette"

I could not see whoever they -or is it he? Seemed to be. An alleyway stranger Swaying I assumed them drunk and not a danger

But then something seemed off, their face was sunken in An anglerfish, drawing me with the light of their question Yet their mouth moved none, and I wanted a closer look Shined my phone light and off it went

I researched and yet no folklore, no mention of ghosts nearbye And yet, a disappearance of a friend caught my eye

Same party, and yet he left later than I And cigarettes, my brand, in his pocket by chance.

Jonathan:

In light of this statement read I thought to be discredited and dead

Except Sasha, an assistant, looked a bit into this And found missing persons reports of six

Yet the phone of one reveals a hand Beckoning, beckoning still

Statement Ends

[glacierruler]

much love to ‘i love my blorbo but they did all that’ but there should be a new category of ‘i love my blorbo but they were written by someone with transparent but unspoken biases and you gotta understand that context’

[glacierruler]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[glacierruler]

Hey, just so anyone whose mind isn't rotted by video essayists knows: The anti-LGBT film Lady Ballers produced by the Daily Wire was supposed to be a documentary. The original plan behind the film was that they were going to actually get a bunch of men to dress in drag and enter into women's sports, then record the results.

However, the barrier of entry for trans women to qualify for admission into women's sports proved to be prohibitively high, and they couldn't find any men willing to go the extra mile in undergoing hormone therapy and transitioning to the point they met the criteria for admission.

The Daily Wire accidentally disproved and discredited the entire concept of "men in women's sports", and were forced to turn the film into a shitty piece of comedy fiction instead.

[glacierruler]

Anglerfish

Song 1 of The Magnus Musical! It's not done, I've got to find sounds to create a more dynamic song, and ideally someone else sings it. But this is how it goes:

Please tell me what you think, but don't be rude if you don't like something /gen

Also, any negative comments about my voice get immediately blocked.

Taglist: @cameforstuff @greenbunny7 @randomnerd737 @bren-the-chicken tell me if you want to be added/removed

Transcript under the read more!

Legalities: This is strictly fanwork!

Jonathan Sims:

Testing Testing 1 2 3 Testing Testing 1 2 3

My name, Jonathan Sims Recording on this dusty old thing

My job, Head Archivist For the Magnus institute in London Position received under Gertrude's leave Her mess of a system left for me to sync

Reasearch on the paranomal Investigating these Come here Submit a statement Put it in the Archive For the Archive holds everything

… [Spoken] Although it's a mess. Thankfully I have two assistants, well, 3 I guess. But Martin hardly counts, he'll only cause delays.

[Sung] They'll research and I'll insert Information on each case at the end of our time Heading through the Archive

[Spoken] Speaking of time, it's time to begin reading The statement of one Nathan Watts Given during April of 2012 Encountering something in Edinborough And here's what he says happened

{Notes: For this next bit, anything italicized is sung by Both Jonathan and Nathan. Also Time Change}

Jonathan + Nathan

Memories of the event, calling forward now It's been years, yet the mind is clear I see what happened then Can you tell me what happened when

I was studying biochemistry, I happen to be In a flat full of second years, Younger than me

Partying with a friend, drunk in a funk Walking home, late at night Only, something strange did I hear

Something asked me: "Can I have a cigarette"

I could not see whoever they -or is it he? Seemed to be. An alleyway stranger Swaying I assumed them drunk and not a danger

But then something seemed off, their face was sunken in An anglerfish, drawing me with the light of their question Yet their mouth moved none, and I wanted a closer look Shined my phone light and off it went

I researched and yet no folklore, no mention of ghosts nearbye And yet, a disappearance of a friend caught my eye

Same party, and yet he left later than I And cigarettes, my brand, in his pocket by chance.

Jonathan:

In light of this statement read I thought to be discredited and dead

Except Sasha, an assistant, looked a bit into this And found missing persons reports of six

Yet the phone of one reveals a hand Beckoning, beckoning still

Statement Ends

[glacierruler]

I'm excited to hear your thoughts!!!

Anglerfish

Song 1 of The Magnus Musical! It's not done, I've got to find sounds to create a more dynamic song, and ideally someone else sings it. But this is how it goes:

Please tell me what you think, but don't be rude if you don't like something /gen

Also, any negative comments about my voice get immediately blocked.

Taglist: @cameforstuff @greenbunny7 @randomnerd737 @bren-the-chicken tell me if you want to be added/removed

Transcript under the read more!

Legalities: This is strictly fanwork!

Jonathan Sims:

Testing Testing 1 2 3 Testing Testing 1 2 3

My name, Jonathan Sims Recording on this dusty old thing

My job, Head Archivist For the Magnus institute in London Position received under Gertrude's leave Her mess of a system left for me to sync

Reasearch on the paranomal Investigating these Come here Submit a statement Put it in the Archive For the Archive holds everything

… [Spoken] Although it's a mess. Thankfully I have two assistants, well, 3 I guess. But Martin hardly counts, he'll only cause delays.

[Sung] They'll research and I'll insert Information on each case at the end of our time Heading through the Archive

[Spoken] Speaking of time, it's time to begin reading The statement of one Nathan Watts Given during April of 2012 Encountering something in Edinborough And here's what he says happened

{Notes: For this next bit, anything italicized is sung by Both Jonathan and Nathan. Also Time Change}

Jonathan + Nathan

Memories of the event, calling forward now It's been years, yet the mind is clear I see what happened then Can you tell me what happened when

I was studying biochemistry, I happen to be In a flat full of second years, Younger than me

Partying with a friend, drunk in a funk Walking home, late at night Only, something strange did I hear

Something asked me: "Can I have a cigarette"

I could not see whoever they -or is it he? Seemed to be. An alleyway stranger Swaying I assumed them drunk and not a danger

But then something seemed off, their face was sunken in An anglerfish, drawing me with the light of their question Yet their mouth moved none, and I wanted a closer look Shined my phone light and off it went

I researched and yet no folklore, no mention of ghosts nearbye And yet, a disappearance of a friend caught my eye

Same party, and yet he left later than I And cigarettes, my brand, in his pocket by chance.

Jonathan:

In light of this statement read I thought to be discredited and dead

Except Sasha, an assistant, looked a bit into this And found missing persons reports of six

Yet the phone of one reveals a hand Beckoning, beckoning still

Statement Ends

[glacierruler]

Anglerfish

Song 1 of The Magnus Musical! It's not done, I've got to find sounds to create a more dynamic song, and ideally someone else sings it. But this is how it goes:

Please tell me what you think, but don't be rude if you don't like something /gen

Also, any negative comments about my voice get immediately blocked.

Taglist: @cameforstuff @greenbunny7 @randomnerd737 @bren-the-chicken tell me if you want to be added/removed

Transcript under the read more!

Legalities: This is strictly fanwork!

Jonathan Sims:

Testing Testing 1 2 3 Testing Testing 1 2 3

My name, Jonathan Sims Recording on this dusty old thing

My job, Head Archivist For the Magnus institute in London Position received under Gertrude's leave Her mess of a system left for me to sync

Reasearch on the paranomal Investigating these Come here Submit a statement Put it in the Archive For the Archive holds everything

… [Spoken] Although it's a mess. Thankfully I have two assistants, well, 3 I guess. But Martin hardly counts, he'll only cause delays.

[Sung] They'll research and I'll insert Information on each case at the end of our time Heading through the Archive

[Spoken] Speaking of time, it's time to begin reading The statement of one Nathan Watts Given during April of 2012 Encountering something in Edinborough And here's what he says happened

{Notes: For this next bit, anything italicized is sung by Both Jonathan and Nathan. Also Time Change}

Jonathan + Nathan

Memories of the event, calling forward now It's been years, yet the mind is clear I see what happened then Can you tell me what happened when

I was studying biochemistry, I happen to be In a flat full of second years, Younger than me

Partying with a friend, drunk in a funk Walking home, late at night Only, something strange did I hear

Something asked me: "Can I have a cigarette"

I could not see whoever they -or is it he? Seemed to be. An alleyway stranger Swaying I assumed them drunk and not a danger

But then something seemed off, their face was sunken in An anglerfish, drawing me with the light of their question Yet their mouth moved none, and I wanted a closer look Shined my phone light and off it went

I researched and yet no folklore, no mention of ghosts nearbye And yet, a disappearance of a friend caught my eye

Same party, and yet he left later than I And cigarettes, my brand, in his pocket by chance.

Jonathan:

In light of this statement read I thought to be discredited and dead

Except Sasha, an assistant, looked a bit into this And found missing persons reports of six

Yet the phone of one reveals a hand Beckoning, beckoning still

Statement Ends

[glacierruler]

Thank you!!!

And I don't know yet? I'll be mixing the songs myself, getting the instruments in the background from freesound.org for now!

I'm thinking more broadway? I think? My musical knowledge is Epic and Hamilton for the most part XD

Woag, rough draft for the first song of The Magnus Musical done, more likely than you think!

It's a very rough draft, doesn't fit into a timestamp well. I think this first song will be stand alone for now to get the theme right.

But would anyone like to read what I have so far and tell me their thoughts?

Tagging @cameforstuff @greenbunny7

[glacierruler]

Thank you!

The Magnus Musical Song 1 Rough Draft

@cameforstuff @greenbunny7

So I didn't change a whole lot, but I've done some editing on The Magnus Musical, Song 1

If either of you have any thoughts. Or anyone else, feel free to chime in with your thoughts!

This one will be a shorter song in the whole musical, I think. Just to establish things. If yall want to hear me sing a demo of it I'll try to later when my room is quieter

Glacier Presents:

The Magnus Archives: The Musical

This is strictly fanwork

Jonathan Sims:

Testing Testing 1 2 3 Testing Testing 1 2 3

My name, Jonathan Sims Recording on this dusty old thing

My job, Head Archivist For the Magnus institute in London Position received under Gertrude's leave Her mess of a system left for me to sync

Reasearch on the paranomal Investigating these Come here Submit a statement Put it in the Archive For the Archive holds everything

… [Spoken] Although it's a mess. Thankfully I have two assistants, well, 3 I guess. But Martin hardly counts, he'll only cause delays.

[Sung] They'll research and I'll insert Information on each case at the end of our time Heading through the Archive

[Spoken] Speaking of time, it's time to begin reading The statement of one Nathan Watts Given during April of 2012 Encountering something in Edinborough And here's what he says happened

{Notes: For this next bit, anything italicized is sung by Both Jonathan and Nathan. Also Time Change}

Jonathan + Nathan

Memories of the event, calling forward now It's been years, yet the mind is clear I see what happened then Can you tell me what happened when

I was studying biochemistry, I happen to be In a flat full of second years, Younger than me

Partying with a friend, drunk in a funk Walking home, late at night Only, something strange did I hear

Something asked me: "Can I have a cigarette"

I could not see whoever they -or is it he? Seemed to be. An alleyway stranger Swaying I assumed them drunk and not a danger

But then something seemed off, their face was sunken in An anglerfish, drawing me with the light of their question Yet their mouth moved none, and I wanted a closer look Shined my phone light and off it went

I researched and yet no folklore, no mention of ghosts nearbye And yet, a disappearance of a friend caught my eye

Same party, and yet he left later than I And cigarettes, my brand, in his pocket by chance.

Jonathan:

In light of this statement read I thought to be discredited and dead

Except Sasha, an assistant, looked a bit into this And found missing persons reports of six

Yet the phone of one reveals a hand Beckoning, beckoning still

End recording

[glacierruler]

The Magnus Musical Song 1 Rough Draft

@cameforstuff @greenbunny7

So I didn't change a whole lot, but I've done some editing on The Magnus Musical, Song 1

If either of you have any thoughts. Or anyone else, feel free to chime in with your thoughts!

This one will be a shorter song in the whole musical, I think. Just to establish things. If yall want to hear me sing a demo of it I'll try to later when my room is quieter

Glacier Presents:

The Magnus Archives: The Musical

This is strictly fanwork

Jonathan Sims:

Testing Testing 1 2 3 Testing Testing 1 2 3

My name, Jonathan Sims Recording on this dusty old thing

My job, Head Archivist For the Magnus institute in London Position received under Gertrude's leave Her mess of a system left for me to sync

Reasearch on the paranomal Investigating these Come here Submit a statement Put it in the Archive For the Archive holds everything

… [Spoken] Although it's a mess. Thankfully I have two assistants, well, 3 I guess. But Martin hardly counts, he'll only cause delays.

[Sung] They'll research and I'll insert Information on each case at the end of our time Heading through the Archive

[Spoken] Speaking of time, it's time to begin reading The statement of one Nathan Watts Given during April of 2012 Encountering something in Edinborough And here's what he says happened

{Notes: For this next bit, anything italicized is sung by Both Jonathan and Nathan. Also Time Change}

Jonathan + Nathan

Memories of the event, calling forward now It's been years, yet the mind is clear I see what happened then Can you tell me what happened when

I was studying biochemistry, I happen to be In a flat full of second years, Younger than me

Partying with a friend, drunk in a funk Walking home, late at night Only, something strange did I hear

Something asked me: "Can I have a cigarette"

I could not see whoever they -or is it he? Seemed to be. An alleyway stranger Swaying I assumed them drunk and not a danger

But then something seemed off, their face was sunken in An anglerfish, drawing me with the light of their question Yet their mouth moved none, and I wanted a closer look Shined my phone light and off it went

I researched and yet no folklore, no mention of ghosts nearbye And yet, a disappearance of a friend caught my eye

Same party, and yet he left later than I And cigarettes, my brand, in his pocket by chance.

Jonathan:

In light of this statement read I thought to be discredited and dead

Except Sasha, an assistant, looked a bit into this And found missing persons reports of six

Yet the phone of one reveals a hand Beckoning, beckoning still

End recording

[glacierruler]

skeletons designs!!!

[glacierruler]

The Magnus Musical Song 1 Rough Draft

@cameforstuff @greenbunny7

So I didn't change a whole lot, but I've done some editing on The Magnus Musical, Song 1

If either of you have any thoughts. Or anyone else, feel free to chime in with your thoughts!

This one will be a shorter song in the whole musical, I think. Just to establish things. If yall want to hear me sing a demo of it I'll try to later when my room is quieter

Glacier Presents:

The Magnus Archives: The Musical

This is strictly fanwork

Jonathan Sims:

Testing Testing 1 2 3 Testing Testing 1 2 3

My name, Jonathan Sims Recording on this dusty old thing

My job, Head Archivist For the Magnus institute in London Position received under Gertrude's leave Her mess of a system left for me to sync

Reasearch on the paranomal Investigating these Come here Submit a statement Put it in the Archive For the Archive holds everything

… [Spoken] Although it's a mess. Thankfully I have two assistants, well, 3 I guess. But Martin hardly counts, he'll only cause delays.

[Sung] They'll research and I'll insert Information on each case at the end of our time Heading through the Archive

[Spoken] Speaking of time, it's time to begin reading The statement of one Nathan Watts Given during April of 2012 Encountering something in Edinborough And here's what he says happened

{Notes: For this next bit, anything italicized is sung by Both Jonathan and Nathan. Also Time Change}

Jonathan + Nathan

Memories of the event, calling forward now It's been years, yet the mind is clear I see what happened then Can you tell me what happened when

I was studying biochemistry, I happen to be In a flat full of second years, Younger than me

Partying with a friend, drunk in a funk Walking home, late at night Only, something strange did I hear

Something asked me: "Can I have a cigarette"

I could not see whoever they -or is it he? Seemed to be. An alleyway stranger Swaying I assumed them drunk and not a danger

But then something seemed off, their face was sunken in An anglerfish, drawing me with the light of their question Yet their mouth moved none, and I wanted a closer look Shined my phone light and off it went

I researched and yet no folklore, no mention of ghosts nearbye And yet, a disappearance of a friend caught my eye

Same party, and yet he left later than I And cigarettes, my brand, in his pocket by chance.

Jonathan:

In light of this statement read I thought to be discredited and dead

Except Sasha, an assistant, looked a bit into this And found missing persons reports of six

Yet the phone of one reveals a hand Beckoning, beckoning still

End recording

[glacierruler]

The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.

Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."

[glacierruler]

“Bruce doesn’t know how to cook” “Bruce doesn’t make his own bed” have you considered the possibility that Bruce knows how to do all of those things but lets Alfred do them anyway because if he doesn’t, the whole Manor falls apart?

Bruce lets Alfred make the bed because after the close call with Killer Croc last night it’s either crisp folded sheets pressed to perfection OR Alfred goes deep into the Gotham sewers with a rifle, a belt of flash-bangs, and 30 years of unresolved overprotectiveness.

let the man cook. literally, please let him cook something.