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glamage · 6 years
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worry not everyone, your favorite wizard has... returned!
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glamage · 6 years
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all these fools talking about big dick energy…you know what I have? big dumbass energy. i’m stupid and everyone can tell
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glamage · 6 years
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Cabana time.
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glamage · 7 years
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You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.
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glamage · 7 years
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feast on your own ass i guess
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glamage · 7 years
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look at this loser in his dog sweater @phantomphister
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glamage · 7 years
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Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?
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glamage · 7 years
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why cant i keep my eyes open
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glamage · 7 years
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this is so me
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glamage · 7 years
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i dont need more potassium i just need less legs
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glamage · 7 years
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phantomphister replied to your post: phantomphister replied to your post: ...
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glamage · 7 years
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phantomphister replied to your post: massage my back
ofc
ILU
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glamage · 7 years
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massage my back
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glamage · 7 years
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LMAO
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glamage · 7 years
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phantomphister replied to your post: my tiny and shitty frame needs a minimum of two...
i count as a heater
yes :^)
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glamage · 7 years
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my tiny and shitty frame needs a minimum of two sweaters or one heater within reach
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