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im using my echolocation so i can get a good look at you

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Victor: go big or go home!

Mitch, tears in his eyes: I am begging you, Victor. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.

Victor, whispering: I’m going big.

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Can we start using "clenching toes" in writing to describe emotions please? It would be so funny and it would confuse all the new writers on Tumblr

"She clenched her toes in joy"

"He clenched his toes in rage"

"Their toes clenched in sadness"

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once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

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Ran into my high school teacher at the warm, vibey coffee shop previously mentioned, and had a really nice conversation :)

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Nothing like sitting in a warm, vibey coffee shop when it's raining to get you in your feels

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I’m a barista that works at a international coffee chain (the siren one), and I’m pretty new. I was working the other day and my shift lead was chatting with my other coworkers and she mentioned that she always puts new people on food and drive through first and that they have to “earn bar time”.

Excuse me ma’am, but how do you expect me to EARN bar time when you GIVE ME NO BAR TIME! Of course I’m going to suck on the rare occasion I get put on bar because I’m never PRACTICING.

I am one who has to repeat things in order to learn. I can’t just memorize info and be good at something. If you wait weeks in between my bar time, I’m never going to get better

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I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

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Another wild rat

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i'll meow at u

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I… lowkey hate the internet. There are obviously many things that it has been used for to better society. I mean I’m here aren’t I? but I’m just tired man

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I can furnish you with .... .... .... ....

GENTLE HORSES

.... .... .... .... For Ladies to drive

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me when. I’m in. The shower.

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when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking