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A Hydreigon appears outside your house.

Why. Did. You. What. What. Is. The. Point. Of. This.

Did. You. Intend. It. To. Be. A. Hybrid.

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A Freddy Fazbewear plush appears next to you.

A. What.

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C'mon, it's even in those really cheap knockoff Rotom phones. Everyone should know they eat Pokémon. It's nature.

"Drednaw, the Bite Pokémon. A water and rock type. And ummm, I don't know...."

"Drednaw, a not very nice Pokémon. Once it starts to chase you, you're toast."

It. Wasn’t. A. Wild. One. Nor. An. Accident.

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"The Circle of Life" now starts playing OVER the other music. Both audios will occasionally independently glitch out with the jumpscare sound effect.

I. Already. Didn’t. Sleep. What. The. Fuck.

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Drednaw?? But Drednaw is such a cool and underrated Pokémon. Did you know they're one of the Pokémon considered to be peak evolution because they're one of the few still-living fossil mons. They can also live to be around 200 years old and survive months without breathing.

ALSO their bite force is enough to tear straight through steel. Some regions actually use them for corpse disposal because of this.

I. Saw. One. Tear. A. Pokémon. To. Shreds.

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So what kind of Pokémon are you?

Drednaw.

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M!A you get a bnuuy plushie :(

. . .

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The jumpscares have now been replaced with 703 Easy Street.

What. Is. Actually. No. Won’t. Even. Ask.

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MA! You're now haunted with vague and reoccurring flashes of the future that you must share with the blog. Lasts as long as mun desires.

What. How. Does. That. Even. What.

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The jumpscares are now delayed slightly, so it's harder to get used to them.

Rude. This. Is. Bad. Enough.

No. Sleep. For me.

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Magic anon! Every 15-20 minutes, a FNAF jumpscare will play at maximum volume in your mind.

[Pokespeech to text activated]

What. The. Fuck. Noise. And. This. Why.

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Surprise! You are now your least favorite Pokémon for the week.

/8$3!?/?/?!??????(/?????!!!?!

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(I’m bored. Magic anons on, torment her)

(Make her life hell, I’m having a bad day)

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Seriously? Ok, fine, you want me to go away

Nevermind I came back, you just want to act like I’m still not here. Real mature

That’s not the point, it’s never been the point, you just refuse to see why I’m upset! You just showed up like nothing happened and expected me to be fine with the fact you’d left everything behind for two months!

But I’m

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Blue eyes scare me sometimes. Like feels like my soul is being directly stared at.

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I…really just want you to be ok

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I don’t know if you’re getting these or anything but I heard from Moi you aren’t doing very well-? Can you talk to me please?

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