glcryhound

[glcryhound]

i’m entirely capable of being a fucking nightmare.

[glcryhound]

Kill yourself

Kill me yourself you fucking pussy

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[glcryhound]

which one of you is hovering your crosshair over me i can f⊹ucking feel it on me

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could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

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mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

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BORDERLANDS sentence starters ( radio edition )

“At this rate I’ll never get to kill anything…” “Your mom sounds like a bitch!” “Your words are music to my ears!” “Seriously. Do it now.” “I lost both my thumbs in a horrific foreplay accident!” “There are three types of people in this universe: People who need to be killed, the people doing the killing and the people who pay them.” “If you get shot, I’m all you got.” “Dear ___, SUCK IT. Love ___.” “Got twelve of those bitches.” “If you give me any lip I’ll throw you in a car crusher.” “Stay for the awkward flirting.” “Simple, ey?” “If you don’t buy it, you’ll die.” “A stalker has you cornered and unarmed, what do you do?” “I pre-ordered this book before it came out and am therefore demonstrably more wealthy than you.” “Are you capable of reading?” “…Decapitates him with a single shot.” “If it took more than one shot, you weren’t using a jakobs.” “Combat is an art.” “Beauty through destruction.” “Number one, Nachos will cease to exist.” “Number three, I’ll be dead.” “I spent last night getting inebriated and left 73% of my clothing in an undisclosed location within sanctuary.” “Take your finger off the trigger from time to time.” “Humans, aim for the head.” “It’s a harsh world out there gunslingers, don’t let it beat you.” “Even when there’s a fool in your cross-hairs and murder on your mind, just remember it costs you nothing to be kind.” “You can’t kill what you can’t see.” “You won’t like them when they’re angry.” “Remember that when things get tough.” “Some people fight the power. ___ put a bullet in it’s eye.” “Still, here’s to wishful thinking.” “Now is the time to pick up a gun and get to killing.” “That’s nearly three times as many.” “Did you know that 97% of all living things on Pandora aren’t exploding right now?” “They are coming… perhaps not today, perhaps not tomorrow. But soon…” “Will you be ready to fight back?” “There are only two types of people in the universe: The oppressors and the oppressed.” “VLADOF!!”

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Long Live the King prints!

If you purchase them together you get a rad little discount!  Go check it out over at the Fancy Owl Store.

Thanks to everyone for the outpouring of support and kindness lately, it’s truely appreciated and I’m so glad to have this many awesome people in my direct vacinity.  It means the world– so keep on keepin on. <3

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yo.... i swear if i ever come back to this blog, i gotta make a new theme! lol

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starter call

like / reblog for a thing

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Written by Kar, 15+ Years experience; Flexible writer

Been on here since 2010; remade recently-ish

OC/AU/Crossover/Multiverse Friendly!

Star Wars/Mass Effect/Borderlands Based/Focused; compatible with most sci fi/cosmic fandoms/verses (I have knowledge in Alien, Dune, and a few others in case that piques your interest)

Selective; would like to try to keep it between mutuals

Supernatural/Paranormal/Occult Muses can catch her other incarnation over at @obscurushydrae

Like and/or Reblog and I’ll check you out/follow. I strongly ask that you to read my Rules of Play ibefore following me first!

Followers, likes are nice with tumblr the way it is now, a reblog can do so much more help to spread the signal!

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*chinhands* sooo... who here’s played the dlc... who here wants to plot stuff based on it

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* mini starter call

send a word for a starter. feel free to combine prompts.

‘ dial ’ for a phone call starter

‘ beep ’ for a texting starter

‘ silence ’ for a nonverbal starter

‘ sun ’ for a good morning starter

‘ moon ’ for a goodnight starter

‘ care ’ for a sick starter

‘ hurt ’ for an injured starter

‘ zzz ’ for a tired starter

‘ recovery ’ for a hospital starter

‘ heart ’ for a caring starter

‘ onion ’ for an angsty starter

‘ trouble ’ for a worrisome starter 

‘ boo ’ for a scared starter

‘ lull ’ for a comforting starter 

‘ balloon ’ for a happy starter

‘ rawr ’ for a silly starter

‘ grump ’ for a bad mood starter

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guess who dosh-darn-finallyyyy got around to starting a playthru as zan.e

guess who dosh-darn-finallyyyy wants to make a rp blog for him, even tho he sounds like he’s done about three lines of coke, lmao

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i doubt this is much of a spoiler / hardly surprising to learn at all but, since ppl bitched before about me ‘‘‘spoiling’’’ stuff already, it gets put under a cut :’)))

anywhooo it’s so funny to me to learn that jack would go out of his way to throttle the bandwidth on the echonet to outdo esports gamers lol. like this grownass man would go That Far to best kids in video games? i love it, and also how it makes him seem like he’s against memes lol

also on a sidenote... i need to come up with a bl3 verse for jack, but i’ve really no clue what to do yet? so feel free to approach me to plot, yo! i haven’t finished the game yet but i’m Getting There. also, i’m found mostly on discord these days, so if that’s more your thing, feel free to add me on Leviathan#8897

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i love yellow ! it’s the color of kindness and caring, buttercups that sparkle in the sunlight, and gentle sunrises ! every good day feels yellow