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What'd you do. What happened

I can't do this I CAN'T DO THIS I'M CHANGING MY NAME AND MOVING BACK TO ORRE AND BECOMING A HERMIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS

BYE KALOS I CAN'T EVER SHOW MY FACE NEAR THE LAB AGAIN

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For a dream just growing antlers seems tame.

Ye a h but. I'm Xerneas's chosen, it's sort of. A genuine irrational fear of mine that I'm gonna wake up with antlers.

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God my dreams've been so weird lately. Keep dreaming that I grow antlers

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Could be worse.

WHY DO I KEEP SEEING GALARIAN YAOI ON MY DASH.

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Guess who's going to ALOLAAAAA

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//Reblog if you want Winnie's crazy self yapping about something that is kind of related to your blog only for her to say something so incredibly incorrect it makes her look stupid.💥💥💥

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I'm already Xerneas's chosen. I do NOTTT want to deal with the antlers tyvm

Have you considered becoming a mythical/legendary? If not, why haven't you?

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Do you want me to torment the Professor in return for your dented floorboards? (Serious offer because it's my world's Sycamore who sent you it)

professor sycamore just mailed me a book on Pokémon.

I can’t pick it up. It’s so heavy.

Anyone have a machamp on hand right now?

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Of course I would! Why would someone not? Unless they can't care for it anymore, obviously.

You know what? I feel like starting a friendly (?) debate.

If you had a Feebas that didn't want to evolve, would you keep training it?

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Her hair's all long and white, like a cloud.... it's really cool!!! Her eyes look like mine, too.... maybe we're related!!!! Mother would say so but maybe she forgot to tell me about her. This phone looks super, super expensive... i hope she isn't worried about it :(((((

Muse Mixup Madness

Woah.. I found this phone on the ground... I don't know who it belongs to. The girl in the picture is so pretty!!! I'm gonna take this to a grownup but it's a long walk back into town... I'll try figure out who this belongs to!

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Muse Mixup Madness

Woah.. I found this phone on the ground... I don't know who it belongs to. The girl in the picture is so pretty!!! I'm gonna take this to a grownup but it's a long walk back into town... I'll try figure out who this belongs to!

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Fuck knows lmfao. I guess every single pro trainer in Kalos was busy when it happened with us lol

Why are kids always out here saving regions. Can’t the actual professional trainers do it?

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//that would be really funny... I'm just imagining someone who collects various cool rocks (Sabine is a geologist)

// psst rotomblr community. doing a bit of an experiment... reblog if you're okay with me basing an ancestor off of your blog's character(s) at some point in the future, legends: arceus style. feel free to include more details if you like, if you have multiple characters and don't specify i'll just pick one at random.

note: if i do make an ancestor oc of your character they will likely not have a major story role, and they won't signify any kind of link between darrin's universe and your blog's. they're basically just funny little cameos for fun :D

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Okay, Yveltal's curious about this app-

Please, my dear chosen, they can call me Xolo.

Oh. Okay well Xolo is curious about Rotomblr, so...

Reblog to get an ask from Xolo, my Yveltal. Be nice, or else.

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G

[pt: G]

@makeittdouble asked:

How strong is your Mimikyu?

K

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Yeah accurate. I keep having heart attacks when I see posts from various Lysandres lmfao

every day I log onto rotomblr and my dash is just

look at this cute photo of my rapidash! 😊

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does anyone else think hippowdon owners are kind of problematic?

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Going into the hell dimension tomorrow! Wish me luck :D

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*helpful and informative post about pokemon care*

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Does anyone else think Lance is kinda…? you know 

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Beautiful day in Hoenn!

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*complex thoughts on geopolitics*

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*post from an actual evil team leader*

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I have severe childhood trauma

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*homosexuality*

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Heyyyy I'm normal now and I'm not having my free will hijacked to kill my friends, family and father figure yippee yay wahoo yaaaaay