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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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always remember to hold ur theythem close and cherish them forever and ever
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I love that people just screenshot tiktoks. Fuck videos
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Black Friday did not predict the labubu craze it critiqued a phenomenon that has happened multiple times in the past and then it happened again. And it will keep happening again and Black Friday didn't just critique the toy craze, it also dissected the reasons for why it happens and the culture that allows it to happen. We're seeing similarities between wiggly and labubu because wiggly can be swapped out for whatever is currently taking over the market and making people spend irrational amounts of money on shit they don't need.
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“i asked chatgpt—”
ok well i asked the cryptic fucking dragon that was imprisoned underground 20 years ago and he told me that no one can choose or escape their destiny so. he may have also told me i have a soulmate in the guy whose guts i hate but i dont really have time to think about that right now
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I made a mistake on Bluesky and now my notifications won’t stop but hey i’ll post it here too!
Anti-Prime sale on bookshop.org until the 11th
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see everyone is always like oh emily or ally were sent from hell to kill brennan but siobhan wants that man dead. this is siobhan "speak friend and enter" thompson. this is siobhan "eat your fucking dice, brennan" thompson. this is siobhan "brennan is it going to fuck everything up if i solve this riddle?" thompson. i love her
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ASK CHATGPT??????? i would NEVER. i ask all my questions to the pythia at the oracle of delphi like apollo intended.
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch
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Baby and Grownup Olethra and Maxwell 🤏
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not siobhan fully breaking brennan by solving this riddle over the course of mere minutes
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god bless the editors for actually green screening the french press full of tea
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